There has been a lot of myths about brandon irons on this board and i feel that since i have spent the past few months with brandon helping him piece together his biography that i should share parts of the Brandon Irons story with you all , so you have a better understanding of the man known as senor Brandon Irons.


Brandon Irons was born nathaniel jacob wodrow on june 16th 1962 to circus performers jackson "lobster boy" affleck and doris "bearded lady" delray, he was the 3rd and youngest child along with his elder brother Paul "lobster son" affleck and his older sister sarah "bearded daughter" affleck. Right from the begining nathaniel was known as an outcast among not only a family of outcasts but a circus community of outcasts, he found his childhood tough and his father always resented him for not following in his footsteps genetically (as a lobster child). As he grew up in the circus he was given odd jobs such as cleaning the animals , helping errect tents and things of that nature, then when he hit puberty he noticed something that he had that no one else in his family had, a donkey sized penis. He thought this might be his ticket into acceptance with his family and at first it was but the circus manager didn't see the donkey penis as a strong enough draw and when he was refused acceptance into the circus freaks union he decided to follow the one thing he has dreamt about since he was a small boy. To hit the road and go out to sunny california in the hopes of latching on to the one thing that made him happy as a child. The band poison. Once he got to LA his hopes of joining the band poison were quickly crushed but he was accepted as a roadie for the band, there he was spotted by a talent scout in the bathroom of one of their concerts and was offered a chance to be a star of his own, in the adult film industry. Well at this time nathaniel as he was still know was a naive boy who hadn't ever thought about sex let alone done it and wasn't sure what to make about the whole idea, after returning back to his flat he talked it over with his roommate at the time, Mr Biggz. He explained to nathaniel what exactly this profession was which seemed to confuse him even more. Due to his freakish genes nathaniel was born a sexual meaning he had no sexual urges and the fact the two women in his life had manly features being that they had beards he had only ever been around mascline people, and those were the types of people he felt most comfortable around. Mr biggz said he would train brandon personally if he took the contract, brandon willingly accepted. So night after night of Mr Biggz showed brandon how to perform and it began to pay off quickly. He began making waves in gangbang scenes early but then he hit a wall, he was moved up to one on one scenes with female performers and all of a sudden was unable to maintain an errection. Frustration began to build and the name he had built as a superstar talent began to take a hit. He didn't know why he couldn't reapeat his early sucess, then all of a sudden it hit him. He had only ever had sexual contact with 2 or more penis', When mr biggz trained him, it was with another penis, in his early gangbang scenes there were many penis'. So brandon began to have a clause in all his contracts for their to be no less then 2 penis' per scene he starred in. He has since gone on to build one of the more respectable profiles for a male performer in this buisness and that is the story of nathaniel jacob wodrow or as you know him by Brandon Irons.

Smartt your life and country blows. You are unbelievably ugly, have a giant beer gut, a crusty looking turd penis, you live in brazil a country that has 25% of the population with aids and another 25% with people with both male and female reproductive organs and the other 50% are people under the age of 18 who will fit into either of those groups when they are of age, not to mention the fact sammura punked you out BIG time on this board. Fool.