I hate adding to this already morbid thread, but...(true story mind you)

As I was partying in TJ after an MMA fight at some shitty strip club, a friend said...(literally)

"Wow, that girl looks just like that porn star Haley Paige but with smaller tits. Do you know her...she's a San Diego native, right?"

I promptly informed him Haley's dead, likely OD'd or murdered, and how that guy who likely killed her is dead too.

"Whoo, bummer." He responded.

Then we started talking about the new season of Heroes and everything was well.