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#278294 - 09/30/07 10:09 PM
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Holly, the look on your face was that of a kid on Christmas.
Congratulations.
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#278295 - 09/30/07 10:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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so, officially, you've made luke wet more times than he's made you wet, right?
i'd like to apologize in advance for that comment
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#278296 - 09/30/07 10:17 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/21/07
Posts: 69
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#278299 - 09/30/07 10:38 PM
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Zen, don't toy with him. just kill him already.
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#278300 - 10/01/07 01:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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#278303 - 10/01/07 09:04 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/12/07
Posts: 60
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Alex looks as stoned as a middle eastern rape victim.
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#278304 - 10/01/07 09:08 AM
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Alex looks as stoned as a middle eastern rape victim.
Great simile, but Alex always looks like that. 
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#278306 - 10/01/07 02:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Alex looks as stoned as a middle eastern rape victim.
LOL. not stoned, just had a few drinks.
side note: i was talking to random porn chick, talking about coke, i said i never have and off-the-cuff said 'but when i do, i want my first time to be with you' ...she took me as serious, her eyes got big and like i just told her she was beautiful or something...i, of course, was joking. ...unless a blow job accompanies it.
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Great simile, but Alex always looks like that.
HA! BTW I posted the pic on my myspace and already someone left a comment about CX3...
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October 1, 2007 1:33 PM
oh man thats that dude from big sausage pizza lol
[cx3] good times [/cx3]
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#278307 - 10/01/07 02:43 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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I don't care about Holly's looks, or that she dunked Luke, or anything trivial like that. I just want -- no need -- to know what was going through Luke's head when he got dressed that morning, looked himself over in the mirror, and then decided that he was comfortable facing the public looking that way.
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#278311 - 10/01/07 03:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Attachments
267858-Luke.JPG (55 downloads)
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#278315 - 10/01/07 04:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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You throw like a girl. 
I think most girls would be insulted by that!
No fatass, most guys would be insulted by that. Otherwise there wouldn't be a masturbating banana after it. Get a fucking clue.
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#278324 - 10/01/07 07:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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That's Alejandra, David Stanley's girlfriend.
I thought David was still cutting himself over being dumped by Ashley Blue. Didn't she file a police report on him for internet stalking? 
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#278326 - 10/01/07 10:39 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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I may be completely off on this, but to me it looks like Luke brings out something special in Holly.
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#278331 - 10/02/07 10:07 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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.. but I was drinking VERY heavily then and my judgment was waaaaay off. We are obviously a match NOT made in heaven. 
I like these stories of you drinking. What were you drinking? Beer or spirits? And were you stumbling all over the place and shouting incoherently?
Vodka, mostly. Plus beer, plus wine, and basically anything that was available at the time (except Gin, I can't touch that stuff). Most of the time I was able to hold it together in public-- though many who have seen me at awards shows, the AVN convention, etc, will tell you I was barely able-- the fun part was when I got home and there was no decorum to uphold, nor anybody who lived with me to tell me I'd had enough. The sad look in my dog's eyes were just not enough to stop me. It was ugly, I won't lie. 
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#278332 - 10/02/07 10:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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You definitely don't look like the drinking type. I can't even imagine seeing you asking for more than one cocktail, so I still have this innocent picture of you hardly drunk yet drunk.
I had a friend who used to drink a lot of Vodka as well. She was actually really good at holding her liquor, but sometimes she went over the top and would start getting violent, passing out and pissing herself. At this point I didn't really mind her because next morning we'd just laugh it off. I can't tell you how many time's we'd just be kicking it and someone would go "where the hell is Suzanne" and we'd step outside and find her passed out on the drive-way.
But soon she began drinking so much, that her entire persona would change entirely. You'd talk to her and she just had these glassy eyes starring at you like she'd kill you any moment. I don't know what happened to her, but she had a pretty good life before she started all the serious drinking- not to mention was a really good fsck after a few rounds.
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#278334 - 10/02/07 11:17 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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You definitely don't look like the drinking type. I can't even imagine seeing you asking for more than one cocktail, so I still have this innocent picture of you hardly drunk yet drunk.
I had a friend who used to drink a lot of Vodka as well. She was actually really good at holding her liquor, but sometimes she went over the top and would start getting violent, passing out and pissing herself. At this point I didn't really mind her because next morning we'd just laugh it off. I can't tell you how many time's we'd just be kicking it and someone would go "where the hell is Suzanne" and we'd step outside and find her passed out on the drive-way.
But soon she began drinking so much, that her entire persona would change entirely. You'd talk to her and she just had these glassy eyes starring at you like she'd kill you any moment. I don't know what happened to her, but she had a pretty good life before she started all the serious drinking- not to mention was a really good fuck after a few rounds.
Yeah that's the problem with alcoholism-- it's progressive. It starts off as a lot of fun, you're the life of the party, and you're famous for holding your liquor. I used to be able to outdrink big-ass frat boys in college, and pound beers faster than anyone I knew. But eventually you cross that line, and suddenly you go from buzzed to completely wasted in 15 minutes, and you wake up almost every morning with that awful feeling of regret and wondering what the hell you did the night before: who you called on the phone, who you offended, what the hell you wrote on XPT at 1 AM, hahaha...
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#278335 - 10/02/07 11:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Watch this video. Why? For several reasons. One- it's Luke interviewing Tyler Faith. Second: In the first minute or so look at the black guy in the background with the ridiculous hair. That's Raven from Kickass and he gives Tyler the once-over and dismisses her. Thirdly, after about a minute and a half you'll notice Holly Randall in the background. It quickly becomes apparent Luke isn't even paying attention to Tyler Faith, he's just filming Holly. (That's a cute thing you do with your jeans, Holly).
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#278337 - 10/02/07 11:48 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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creeepy......very creepy
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#278338 - 10/02/07 12:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I can't believe that with Luke there, not one single fucker in the industry swapped out the balls for grenades.
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