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#278292 - 09/30/07 09:57 PM The greatest moment of my life...
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
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Was this.
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#278293 - 09/30/07 10:06 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
You were totally smoking hot in that clip baby.
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#278294 - 09/30/07 10:09 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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Holly, the look on your face was that of a kid on Christmas.

Congratulations.

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#278295 - 09/30/07 10:14 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
so, officially, you've made luke wet more times than he's made you wet, right?






i'd like to apologize in advance for that comment



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#278296 - 09/30/07 10:17 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
lame or cool Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/21/07
Posts: 69
lame

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#278297 - 09/30/07 10:20 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
zenman Offline
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Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

lame




Your schtick is wearing thin....like Kate Moss thin.
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#278298 - 09/30/07 10:33 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
lame or cool Offline
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Registered: 09/21/07
Posts: 69
cool

Quote:

Quote:

lame




Your schtick is wearing thin....like Kate Moss thin.



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#278299 - 09/30/07 10:38 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Anonymous
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Zen, don't toy with him. just kill him already.

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#278300 - 10/01/07 01:28 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Monstar Offline
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#278301 - 10/01/07 08:52 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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Hey I saw JRV in that clip.
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#278302 - 10/01/07 09:02 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

Was this.




too bad it wasn't a shark tank.
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#278303 - 10/01/07 09:04 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Pornado Offline
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Registered: 09/12/07
Posts: 60
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Alex looks as stoned as a middle eastern rape victim.

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#278304 - 10/01/07 09:08 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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Quote:

Alex looks as stoned as a middle eastern rape victim.





Great simile, but Alex always looks like that.

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#278305 - 10/01/07 01:26 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
lame or cool Offline
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Registered: 09/21/07
Posts: 69
lame

Quote:

Zen, don't toy with him. just kill him already.



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#278306 - 10/01/07 02:15 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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Quote:



Alex looks as stoned as a middle eastern rape victim.




LOL. not stoned, just had a few drinks.

side note: i was talking to random porn chick, talking about coke, i said i never have and off-the-cuff said 'but when i do, i want my first time to be with you' ...she took me as serious, her eyes got big and like i just told her she was beautiful or something...i, of course, was joking. ...unless a blow job accompanies it.


Quote:



Great simile, but Alex always looks like that.




HA! BTW I posted the pic on my myspace and already someone left a comment about CX3...

Quote:

October 1, 2007 1:33 PM
oh man thats that dude from big sausage pizza lol




[cx3] good times [/cx3]
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#278307 - 10/01/07 02:43 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Random Offline
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I don't care about Holly's looks, or that she dunked Luke, or anything trivial like that. I just want -- no need -- to know what was going through Luke's head when he got dressed that morning, looked himself over in the mirror, and then decided that he was comfortable facing the public looking that way.


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#278308 - 10/01/07 02:53 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Holly Randall Offline
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I don't care about Holly's looks, or that she dunked Luke, or anything trivial like that. I just want -- no need -- to know what was going through Luke's head when he got dressed that morning, looked himself over in the mirror, and then decided that he was comfortable facing the public looking that way.




Apparently he's owned those shorts since high school, and admittedly, I made him pull his socks up. I thought it just added to the whole feeling of the outfit.
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#278309 - 10/01/07 03:00 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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After that 1st attempt, I have no idea how you wound up hitting the target.

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#278310 - 10/01/07 03:03 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Random Offline
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Apparently he's owned those shorts since high school, and admittedly, I made him pull his socks up. I thought it just added to the whole feeling of the outfit.




He's been inside you.
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#278311 - 10/01/07 03:51 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Monstar Offline
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#278312 - 10/01/07 03:56 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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He's been inside you.





Your point being ...
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#278313 - 10/01/07 03:58 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Willie D Offline

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You throw like a girl.

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#278314 - 10/01/07 03:59 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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You throw like a girl.




I think most girls would be insulted by that!

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#278315 - 10/01/07 04:18 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

You throw like a girl.




I think most girls would be insulted by that!





No fatass, most guys would be insulted by that. Otherwise there wouldn't be a masturbating banana after it. Get a fucking clue.

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#278316 - 10/01/07 04:31 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

You throw like a girl.




I think most girls would be insulted by that!





No fatass, most guys would be insulted by that. Otherwise there wouldn't be a masturbating banana after it. Get a fucking clue.




Like I would know what you masturbate to?
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#278317 - 10/01/07 05:11 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Holly Randall Offline
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You throw like a girl.




(sigh) Yes I know. I thought that playing catch with my dogs would give me some kind of super-girl arm strength, but I was sorely mistaken. Hey, at least I hit the target!
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#278318 - 10/01/07 05:40 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
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More whacking material for me.



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#278319 - 10/01/07 05:45 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Holly Randall Offline
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My gallery is up-- I tried to make the photo story of me dunking Luke flow. I missing a pic of me actually throwing the ball, but I think it reads.
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#278320 - 10/01/07 05:48 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
zenman Offline
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#278321 - 10/01/07 05:53 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
zenman Offline
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Who's this whore? She's kind of cute.



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#278322 - 10/01/07 06:03 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Holly Randall Offline
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Who's this whore? She's kind of cute.





That's Alejandra, David Stanley's girlfriend. She's a sweetheart-- a great photographer and stylist. I'm going to hopefully have her style on some of my sets-- she already does so for David's movies.
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#278323 - 10/01/07 06:21 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Michelle-Aston Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 103
Loc: Skid Row, LA
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HI-LARIOUS! The short haired wench looks like she is paired with a drunker version of Sasha.
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#278324 - 10/01/07 07:47 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Willie D Offline

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That's Alejandra, David Stanley's girlfriend.



I thought David was still cutting himself over being dumped by Ashley Blue. Didn't she file a police report on him for internet stalking?

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#278325 - 10/01/07 09:30 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Quote:

That's Alejandra, David Stanley's girlfriend.



I thought David was still cutting himself over being dumped by Ashley Blue. Didn't she file a police report on him for internet stalking?




Eh, there are two sides to every story (not that I know either one, really). I like David-- he invited me to his set last week and I had a blast. I've found him to be nothing but pleasant to be around.
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#278326 - 10/01/07 10:39 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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I may be completely off on this, but to me it looks like Luke brings out something special in Holly.

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#278327 - 10/02/07 05:10 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Who invited Carny Wilson????
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#278328 - 10/02/07 05:14 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Sister Fister Offline
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Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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I don't care about Holly's looks, or that she dunked Luke, or anything trivial like that. I just want -- no need -- to know what was going through Luke's head when he got dressed that morning, looked himself over in the mirror, and then decided that he was comfortable facing the public looking that way.




Talk about being in two different leagues Holly you look like you are in the NFL were Luke looks like he is playing for a shitty European arena football league...God I still can't fathom what he did to get you to agree to actually let him stick the snotty end of his fuck stick anywhere near you...
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#278329 - 10/02/07 09:03 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:


Talk about being in two different leagues Holly you look like you are in the NFL were Luke looks like he is playing for a shitty European arena football league...God I still can't fathom what he did to get you to agree to actually let him stick the snotty end of his fuck stick anywhere near you...




Not to insult Luke, because we get along fairly well these days (especially since I got to release all my anger towards him in the dunk tank), but I was drinking VERY heavily then and my judgment was waaaaay off. We are obviously a match NOT made in heaven.

And to clarify, I don't mean this from a physical point of view-- i.e. I think I'm too hot for him or anything like that, because I don't. I just mean that emotionally and mentally we are not right for each other.
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#278330 - 10/02/07 09:51 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
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.. but I was drinking VERY heavily then and my judgment was waaaaay off. We are obviously a match NOT made in heaven.




I like these stories of you drinking. What were you drinking? Beer or spirits? And were you stumbling all over the place and shouting incoherently?

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#278331 - 10/02/07 10:07 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
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Quote:


.. but I was drinking VERY heavily then and my judgment was waaaaay off. We are obviously a match NOT made in heaven.




I like these stories of you drinking. What were you drinking? Beer or spirits? And were you stumbling all over the place and shouting incoherently?





Vodka, mostly. Plus beer, plus wine, and basically anything that was available at the time (except Gin, I can't touch that stuff). Most of the time I was able to hold it together in public-- though many who have seen me at awards shows, the AVN convention, etc, will tell you I was barely able-- the fun part was when I got home and there was no decorum to uphold, nor anybody who lived with me to tell me I'd had enough. The sad look in my dog's eyes were just not enough to stop me. It was ugly, I won't lie.
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#278332 - 10/02/07 10:34 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
loopnode Offline
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You definitely don't look like the drinking type. I can't even imagine seeing you asking for more than one cocktail, so I still have this innocent picture of you hardly drunk yet drunk.

I had a friend who used to drink a lot of Vodka as well. She was actually really good at holding her liquor, but sometimes she went over the top and would start getting violent, passing out and pissing herself. At this point I didn't really mind her because next morning we'd just laugh it off. I can't tell you how many time's we'd just be kicking it and someone would go "where the hell is Suzanne" and we'd step outside and find her passed out on the drive-way.

But soon she began drinking so much, that her entire persona would change entirely. You'd talk to her and she just had these glassy eyes starring at you like she'd kill you any moment. I don't know what happened to her, but she had a pretty good life before she started all the serious drinking- not to mention was a really good fsck after a few rounds.

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#278333 - 10/02/07 10:40 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Quote:

Hey I saw JRV in that clip.




First 10 seconds for Christ's sake, how could you miss.

Quote:






He even dons the Camera Of Death 2.0!!
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#278334 - 10/02/07 11:17 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

You definitely don't look like the drinking type. I can't even imagine seeing you asking for more than one cocktail, so I still have this innocent picture of you hardly drunk yet drunk.

I had a friend who used to drink a lot of Vodka as well. She was actually really good at holding her liquor, but sometimes she went over the top and would start getting violent, passing out and pissing herself. At this point I didn't really mind her because next morning we'd just laugh it off. I can't tell you how many time's we'd just be kicking it and someone would go "where the hell is Suzanne" and we'd step outside and find her passed out on the drive-way.

But soon she began drinking so much, that her entire persona would change entirely. You'd talk to her and she just had these glassy eyes starring at you like she'd kill you any moment. I don't know what happened to her, but she had a pretty good life before she started all the serious drinking- not to mention was a really good fuck after a few rounds.





Yeah that's the problem with alcoholism-- it's progressive. It starts off as a lot of fun, you're the life of the party, and you're famous for holding your liquor. I used to be able to outdrink big-ass frat boys in college, and pound beers faster than anyone I knew. But eventually you cross that line, and suddenly you go from buzzed to completely wasted in 15 minutes, and you wake up almost every morning with that awful feeling of regret and wondering what the hell you did the night before: who you called on the phone, who you offended, what the hell you wrote on XPT at 1 AM, hahaha...
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#278335 - 10/02/07 11:41 AM Luke the Stalker
Bornyo Offline
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Watch this video.

Why? For several reasons. One- it's Luke interviewing Tyler Faith. Second: In the first minute or so look at the black guy in the background with the ridiculous hair. That's Raven from Kickass and he gives Tyler the once-over and dismisses her.

Thirdly, after about a minute and a half you'll notice Holly Randall in the background. It quickly becomes apparent Luke isn't even paying attention to Tyler Faith, he's just filming Holly.

(That's a cute thing you do with your jeans, Holly).

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#278336 - 10/02/07 11:47 AM Re: Luke the Stalker
Holly Randall Offline
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Posts: 1946
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(That's a cute thing you do with your jeans, Holly).




LOL thanks... it's because I'm pouring out of those tight jeans, something I hopefully won't have to do after a few months with the trainer I just started with.
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#278337 - 10/02/07 11:48 AM Re: Luke the Stalker
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Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
creeepy......very creepy
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#278338 - 10/02/07 12:51 PM Re: Luke the Stalker
Conky Offline
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I can't believe that with Luke there, not one single fucker in the industry swapped out the balls for grenades.
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#278339 - 10/02/07 12:52 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Standing next to Gia makes Holly look like a giant.
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#278340 - 10/02/07 01:32 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Holly Randall Offline
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Quote:






Standing next to Gia makes Holly look like a giant.




And VERY pink!
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#278341 - 10/02/07 01:46 PM Re: Luke the Stalker
Monstar Offline
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david stanley is in that video as well...fuck yeah!

obviously luke still has the hots for holly, but at the end of the day, who wouldn't.

tyler is lookin' pretty hot...but when she starts going on about football i have no idea what she is talking about.
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#278342 - 10/02/07 01:54 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Postmortem Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

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Standing next to Gia makes Holly look like a giant.




And VERY pink!




Gia's looking pretty chewed up. Holly's just looking cute and exploitative as usual.

I guess it's not just black on black crime we have to worry about.
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#278343 - 10/02/07 01:57 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Holly's just looking cute and exploitative as usual.





What, pray tell, makes a person look "exploitative"?
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#278344 - 10/02/07 02:02 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Postmortem Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Holly's just looking cute and exploitative as usual.





What, pray tell, makes a person look "exploitative"?




I doubt any reductive explanation is available. Examples may be the only way: ever seen the sly grin of a pimp? A person's expression and demeanor can reek of many things: avarice, lechery, conceit, connivance, etc. If you don't get it, then you don't get it, Fatman. Not my problem.

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#278345 - 10/02/07 05:12 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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Quote:

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Standing next to Gia makes Holly look like a giant.




And VERY pink!


Loved your outfit and your shoes were gorgeous I have them in blue and white gingham, same heel. They are awesome.

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#278346 - 10/02/07 06:55 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
zenman Offline
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.. but I was drinking VERY heavily then and my judgment was waaaaay off. We are obviously a match NOT made in heaven.





Vodka, mostly. Plus beer, plus wine, and basically anything that was available at the time (except Gin, I can't touch that stuff). Most of the time I was able to hold it together in public-- though many who have seen me at awards shows, the AVN convention, etc, will tell you I was barely able-- the fun part was when I got home and there was no decorum to uphold, nor anybody who lived with me to tell me I'd had enough. The sad look in my dog's eyes were just not enough to stop me. It was ugly, I won't lie.





How can somebody who looks and seems so happy be so miserable? I'm miserable, but I look miserable. Have some decency and get a hang dog look on your face.

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#278347 - 10/02/07 06:56 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
zenman Offline
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#278348 - 10/02/07 09:23 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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.. but I was drinking VERY heavily then and my judgment was waaaaay off. We are obviously a match NOT made in heaven.





Vodka, mostly. Plus beer, plus wine, and basically anything that was available at the time (except Gin, I can't touch that stuff). Most of the time I was able to hold it together in public-- though many who have seen me at awards shows, the AVN convention, etc, will tell you I was barely able-- the fun part was when I got home and there was no decorum to uphold, nor anybody who lived with me to tell me I'd had enough. The sad look in my dog's eyes were just not enough to stop me. It was ugly, I won't lie.




How can somebody who looks and seems so happy be so miserable? I'm miserable, but I look miserable. Have some decency and get a hand dog look on your face.




Well I'm not miserable now! I'm the happiest I've ever been, actually. Getting sober changed my life. I know it sounds dramatic but it's true...

I gotta say though, I feel like I've been talking about this subject so much; I don't want to come off preachy and it must be boring the fuck out of you guys. Let's go back to talking about Luke's shorts from high school...
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#278349 - 10/02/07 09:25 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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.. but I was drinking VERY heavily then and my judgment was waaaaay off. We are obviously a match NOT made in heaven.





Vodka, mostly. Plus beer, plus wine, and basically anything that was available at the time (except Gin, I can't touch that stuff). Most of the time I was able to hold it together in public-- though many who have seen me at awards shows, the AVN convention, etc, will tell you I was barely able-- the fun part was when I got home and there was no decorum to uphold, nor anybody who lived with me to tell me I'd had enough. The sad look in my dog's eyes were just not enough to stop me. It was ugly, I won't lie.




How can somebody who looks and seems so happy be so miserable? I'm miserable, but I look miserable. Have some decency and get a hand dog look on your face.




Well I'm not miserable now! I'm the happiest I've ever been, actually. Getting sober changed my life. I know it sounds dramatic but it's true...

I gotta say though, I feel like I've been talking about this subject so much; I don't want to come off preachy and it must be boring the fuck out of you guys. Let's go back to talking about Luke's shorts from high school... seriously how on earth did they last that long?
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#278350 - 10/02/07 09:28 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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I'm happy you're doing so much better.





Yet, it doesn't seem to have improved your use of the "edit function"
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#278351 - 10/03/07 11:33 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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Standing next to Gia makes Holly look like a giant.




Holly's so tall that when Japanese people see her, they run the other way screaming something about 'Landarrzirra!!!'

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#278352 - 10/03/07 03:43 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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This picture gives me happy pants.
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#278353 - 10/03/07 05:15 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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I wanna see Gia next to Emilianna!




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#278354 - 10/03/07 08:41 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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Holly's so tall that when Japanese people see her, they run the other way screaming something about 'Landarrzirra!!!'




Eh I'm only 5'7... my little sister is 6 feet tall and has been since she was 13-- talk about awkward!
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#278355 - 10/03/07 08:46 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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Eh I'm only 5'7... my little sister is 6 feet tall and has been since she was 13-- talk about awkward!






Whoa that's fucking weird. I'm the same height as you and have a sister who's 6' too. Cant remember at what age she got there but ever since she hit puberty she towered over everyone.. She older though. Is your daddy really tall? Mine is 6'5".

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#278356 - 10/03/07 08:48 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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Eh I'm only 5'7... my little sister is 6 feet tall and has been since she was 13-- talk about awkward!






Whoa that's fucking weird. I'm the same height as you and have a sister who's 6' too. Cant remember at what age she got there but ever since she hit puberty she towered over everyone.. She older though. Is your daddy really tall? Mine is 6'5".




Yeah my dad is 6'2... not super tall, but his brother is 6'3 and my cousin is 6'7. I've got tall genes for sure, there isn't really anyone in my family below 5'6 I don't think...
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#278357 - 10/03/07 09:03 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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#278358 - 10/03/07 09:09 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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That's not a whore, that's a sasquatch.





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#278359 - 10/03/07 09:14 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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I like how gia instinctively arches her back--box cover style--whenever there is a camera pointed in her general direction. It makes me want to marry her.





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#278360 - 10/03/07 11:05 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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I take ballet now and my worst habit in class in arching my back. I even do it in family photos at Christmas. Hard habit to break. Btw, I'm only 5'4" and I was wearing plaid Vans that day while Holly was in 4" heels.
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#278361 - 10/04/07 11:45 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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It probably was Holly. Pretty sad at that. God you look so uncomfortable in your own skin. Ever ask yourself why? Or maybe that is what all your desperate attention whoring is all about - no?

I love the collection of pics you post, carefully chosen and landscaped to feature your best angle with the supposed subject as an aside. Do you really think you are fooling anybody? You are all about - you.

"Whores" invent bouts with cancer. You are so dissatisfied with your lack of depth you attempt to create some with a dependency. Wow, how original. You and Cory Feldman have something in common. "Whores" develop fake cancer. Fake artists create fake dependencies. It's the same desperate cry for attention, just in a different key. Alcoholism is the new cancer. Congrats.


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#278362 - 10/04/07 11:58 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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Hey, Luke, how's it goin'?

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#278363 - 10/05/07 02:27 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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I love the collection of pics you post, carefully chosen and landscaped to feature your best angle with the supposed subject as an aside.




I'm shocked...who would think a professional photographer like Holly would carefully pick out the best shots of herself from a batch of photos, or know anything about posing or flattering camera angles? It's unheard of, I tell you!

Tune in next week as balladeer gives Holly shit about brushing her teeth and washing her hair so that they look good!!!

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#278364 - 10/05/07 07:50 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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I love the collection of pics you post, carefully chosen and landscaped to feature your best angle with the supposed subject as an aside.




I'm shocked...who would think a professional photographer like Holly would carefully pick out the best shots of herself from a batch of photos, or know anything about posing or flattering camera angles? It's unheard of, I tell you!

Tune in next week as balladeer gives Holly shit about brushing her teeth and washing her hair so that they look good!!!




I'm shocked - Dan's poor reading and comprehension skills don't allow him to grasp the point.

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#278365 - 10/05/07 08:28 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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I like how gia instinctively arches her back--box cover style--whenever there is a camera pointed in her general direction. It makes me want to marry her.









Really? It makes me want to hit her, Chico style.
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#278366 - 10/05/07 10:51 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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this is such a goood thread it is just the kind you guys need to make more often after all this is a porn board right we who come here like to see beautiful porno girls and this thread really has that i am sure that i am not speaking for only me but for a lot of other anonymous people who feel the same way also please no pics of dudes or fat girls only nice women preferably nude

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#278367 - 10/05/07 11:05 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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stfu
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#278368 - 10/05/07 11:09 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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im sorry i was just trying to say that i like the topic and the pictures did not try to be an ass i dont really understand your comment but if you think i am a bad poster then sorry i will try to be more of your style in the future right ok

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#278369 - 10/05/07 11:10 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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stfu.
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#278370 - 10/05/07 11:13 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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Sounds like birdshit. Who sounds like pris. Who sounds like nago.

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#278371 - 10/05/07 11:15 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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Hey, Luke, how's it goin'?




Not Luke. I think it's warp_speed.

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#278372 - 10/05/07 11:25 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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Nah, that's not Warp. This is clearly someone for whom English is their first language, and Warp was from Sweden. Also check out the prior posts and the reg date. I'll stand by Luke.

As for "DownWithFags," I thik Random's right. I think it's Dan Bauer. The style is dead on.

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#278373 - 10/05/07 08:37 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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It probably was Holly. Pretty sad at that. God you look so uncomfortable in your own skin. Ever ask yourself why? Or maybe that is what all your desperate attention whoring is all about - no?

I love the collection of pics you post, carefully chosen and landscaped to feature your best angle with the supposed subject as an aside. Do you really think you are fooling anybody? You are all about - you.

"Whores" invent bouts with cancer. You are so dissatisfied with your lack of depth you attempt to create some with a dependency. Wow, how original. You and Cory Feldman have something in common. "Whores" develop fake cancer. Fake artists create fake dependencies. It's the same desperate cry for attention, just in a different key. Alcoholism is the new cancer. Congrats.






Of COURSE I'm/was uncomfortable in my own skin, I would imagine that's a big reason that I drank. Am I also an attention whore? Yeah, probably. Do I edit out bad photos of myself and only keep the good ones? Well duh-- I'm a photographer, I'm a girl, and yes, I am vain. I imagine I will remain that way until years from now when I'm past the point of looking even remotely attractive, and then hopefully there will be more important things to care about (like children), and my looks won't matter so much to me. In fact, I kinda look forward to that, it would be freeing.

Look I don't deny that I have a myriad of character defects, just like you, just like everybody else on the planet. But the suggestion that I "made up" my alcoholism is not only absolutely ridiculous, but it just exemplifies how ignorant you are on the subject. You think I like having a dependence on alcohol? You think this is fun? There isn't a day I wish to God that I wasn't an alcoholic, and there isn't a moment I wonder "why me?" But there are worse things in life-- like cancer, as you mentioned. At least I have some control over my disease, and I am incredibly lucky in that respect. There are a million of other things that could be wrong with me, so in a way, I am grateful. The only reason I talk about it is because Luke outed me when I was in rehab, so when I came clean about it, I decided to remain open to the topic. I do this because there is always a chance that someone else who is battling an addiction might read my story, and not feel so alone. I know when I was struggling I was desperate to find anyone who understood what I was going through, and could tell me that I wasn't completely crazy. I just wanted to know that I wasn't the only one who had these inexplicable, self-destructive tendencies, and that there was something I could do about it. I've had several people privately contact me since I've "come out", and it's great to know that I might have helped them take one step closer to seeking treatment. If I can help one person then it's worth all the insulting posts you can throw my way. So knock yourself out.

You can call me a "fake artist", that is certainly subjective and you are entitled to your opinion, I don't really care. But believe me when I say that my alcoholism is very, very real. And it's no fucking picnic.
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#278374 - 10/06/07 10:08 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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I take ballet now and my worst habit in class in arching my back. I even do it in family photos at Christmas. Hard habit to break. Btw, I'm only 5'4" and I was wearing plaid Vans that day while Holly was in 4" heels.




Can you do the splits? One day I want to be able to do them but stretching is really painful

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#278375 - 10/06/07 10:09 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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That's not a whore, that's a sasquatch.

Who is that girl? She must be about 6'4" or more. Is she in porn?









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#278376 - 10/06/07 10:10 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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Eh I'm only 5'7... my little sister is 6 feet tall and has been since she was 13-- talk about awkward!






Whoa that's fucking weird. I'm the same height as you and have a sister who's 6' too. Cant remember at what age she got there but ever since she hit puberty she towered over everyone.. She older though. Is your daddy really tall? Mine is 6'5".




How many siblings do you have??

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#278377 - 10/06/07 10:23 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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thats emilianna
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#278378 - 10/06/07 04:54 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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thats emilianna




Does she do anal?
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#278379 - 10/06/07 05:58 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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Damn. I think I just scorched my shorts.
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#278380 - 10/06/07 07:29 PM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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no she doesnt zenman...sorry
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#278381 - 10/14/07 08:45 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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thats emilianna




I'm very confused. IAFD says she's only 5'9". She must be 8" heels.
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#278382 - 10/14/07 08:47 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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btw, It's Holly's job to provide quality pictures. It's Luke's job to provide bad pictures of Holly, et. al. Thus the "Camera of Death".

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#278383 - 11/23/07 09:31 AM Re: The greatest moment of my life...
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If anyone cares, I just published my Xbiz article on Luke vs. the Dunk Tank on my myspace page, and here on my blog. It's one of my favorite pieces so far.
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