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Is anyone jacking off to my little stories? I hope so.



Mmmmm, not quite.

I did go through This List of animated TV shows looking for your mystery show. Nothing really fits the time-frame given. The closest is a show where young MacCauley Culkin has a live action intro, from the early '90s.

It's possible, if not probable, that the show you watched was older than 89-91 and just in re-runs.

Anyway, take a look & see if anything jogs your memory.