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#278047 - 09/29/07 03:31 AM SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Because it’s Saturday Morning.

(Some of these have a 30 second ad in front.)

Wabbit Season!!! Duck Season!!!




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#278048 - 09/29/07 03:35 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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#278052 - 09/29/07 05:54 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Smurfs was the shit when I was a kid. Then again at when your in 3rd grade everything is cool. Thundarr the Barbarian kicked ass.
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#278053 - 09/29/07 06:03 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Thundar was awesome. Maybe I'll do some of him next time if I can find 'em. I hated the Smurfs, though. Probably because they were my kid sister's favorite.

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#278054 - 09/29/07 06:06 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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#278055 - 09/29/07 06:22 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErFjrJI_8rY



WTF is that? Way to hijack a thread. Anyway, back on topic.
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#278056 - 09/29/07 06:47 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Now you're talking, Chico...

Captain Caveman in Mystery Town




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#278057 - 09/29/07 07:04 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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#278058 - 09/29/07 10:24 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Thundarr rules!!






Smurfs suck.

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#278059 - 09/29/07 10:33 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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#278060 - 09/29/07 10:44 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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What is all this? You guys are old. It's all about the disney afternoon



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#278061 - 09/29/07 10:48 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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What is all this? You guys are old.




This just occurred to you??

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#278062 - 09/29/07 10:49 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Links, CL, Links. Let's see what this Disney stuff is about.

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#278063 - 09/29/07 11:06 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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I just realized the Disney afternoon doesn't really count as Saturday morning cartoons. Oh well, finding these links made me reminisce the days of hanging out in the back room of my parents antique store, sitting through what felt like hours and hours of Perry Mason and Hawaii Five-o just to get to the damn toons. Most of these links are just intros, gotta love those early 90's tunes.

Gummi bears

Duck tales

Chip n' dale rescue rangers

Tale spin

Darkwing Duck

Gargoyles

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#278064 - 09/29/07 11:10 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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mine don't either technically as they were actually reruns that a local DC station played every morning. i remember gathering at a house everyday with other kids in the summers and watching this stuff...it was hosted by a dude that was dressed like Spock...called himself "Captain 20 " and showed this stuff as well as Kroft superstar stuff.

Kimba (who fuckin disney ripped off. Disney is the Devil)
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#278065 - 09/29/07 11:13 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Disney Afternoon Avenue opened and closed in Disneyland in 1991.


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#278066 - 09/29/07 11:17 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Well, they at least still had Gadget's roller coaster when I was there. (1993?)





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#278067 - 09/29/07 11:32 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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I just realized the Disney afternoon doesn't really count as Saturday morning cartoons. Oh well, finding these links made me reminisce the days of hanging out in the back room of my parents antique store, sitting through what felt like hours and hours of Perry Mason and Hawaii Five-o just to get to the damn toons. Most of these links are just intros, gotta love those early 90's tunes.

Gummi bears

Duck tales

Chip n' dale rescue rangers

Tale spin

Darkwing Duck

Gargoyles




Now you're talkin'! I remember coming home from school and watching Ducktales, Tale Spin, and Rescue Rangers, every day. Ducktales was my favorite though...had the Nintendo game too, lol.
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#278068 - 09/29/07 11:42 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Here we go... The first Thundarr cartoon:

Secret of the Black Pearl Part 1

Secret of the Black Pearl Part 2

Secret of the Black Pearl Part 3







Thanks. I loved this toon.
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#278069 - 09/29/07 11:42 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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I just realized the Disney afternoon doesn't really count as Saturday morning cartoons. Oh well, finding these links made me reminisce the days of hanging out in the back room of my parents antique store, sitting through what felt like hours and hours of Perry Mason and Hawaii Five-o just to get to the damn toons. Most of these links are just intros, gotta love those early 90's tunes.

Gummi bears

Duck tales

Chip n' dale rescue rangers

Tale spin

Darkwing Duck






Ohhh fuck yes. Gummi Bears was the shit.
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#278070 - 09/29/07 11:44 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Dogtanian and the 3 Muskehounds

The Groovy Ghoulies

Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors

Thundercats

Dangermouse: this actually came on Friday 4pm just in time for tea, but when they did the end of season marathon they bumped it in the morning.

Pink Panther

Visionaries

GoBots <-- much better than that overrated crap Transformers

M.A.S.K

Johnny Quest

Atom Ant

Speed Racer

Lupin III
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#278071 - 09/29/07 11:51 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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I used to watch this on a Philadelphia channel I got in NY on cable:

StarBlazers!!!!!
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#278072 - 09/29/07 11:53 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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#278073 - 09/29/07 11:54 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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fuck yeah

i had notebooks filled with drawings of those fucking space ships...i was really intrigued with the way they looked like real ships but in space...that seemed genius to me at the time

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#278074 - 09/29/07 11:58 AM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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loop, I always watched dangermouse as well and it was always paired with bananaman on nickelodeon so I was a fan of that too. old school jonny quest is the bomb.
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#278075 - 09/29/07 12:01 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Dangermouse was great. On Friday they also brought this toon afterwards (around 5pm): COPS
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#278076 - 09/29/07 12:03 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Does anyone remember a late 80s/early 90s cartoon that started out with a real woman (as in not animated) sitting in her nice house talking to the kids about what todays episode is all about, and then when she was done the camera would zoom out her window into cartoon land where they'd play the beginning intro song with lots of animals dancing around? This is the very earliest cartoon I remember watching and thats all I remember of it. I've been wanting to figure out what it was for freakin' years now (my mom remembers about as much as I do) so if anyone knows what I'm talking about and could tell me youd seriously make my day.

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#278077 - 09/29/07 12:04 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Ceara: Did you often pretend you were "Polly Esther". The character profile seems to have influences you greatly.

May you find the perfect "Speedy"!!





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In battle, she plays her flute to get the bad guys to fall in love with her, and then she hurts them. Polly appears to be single for a long time, neither needing nor wanting a man, but in the later episodes her secret love for Speedy emerges.


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#278078 - 09/29/07 12:06 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Does anyone remember a late 80s/early 90s cartoon that started out with a real woman (as in not animated) sitting in her nice house talking to the kids about what todays episode is all about, and then when she was done the camera would zoom out her window into cartoon land where they'd play the beginning intro song with lots of animals dancing around?




I know plenty of cartoons like that. But remember Fraggle Rock? This came on Saturday morning for me on BBC3.
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#278079 - 09/29/07 12:08 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Quote:

Does anyone remember a late 80s/early 90s cartoon that started out with a real woman (as in not animated) sitting in her nice house talking to the kids about what todays episode is all about, and then when she was done the camera would zoom out her window into cartoon land where they'd play the beginning intro song with lots of animals dancing around?




I know plenty of cartoons like that. But remember Fraggle Rock? This came on Saturday morning for me on BBC3.




HBO Production.
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#278080 - 09/29/07 12:08 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Kimba (who fuckin disney ripped off. Disney is the Devil)




Disney rips off everything, especially if you watched old Czech cartoons, disney has ripped those off plenty and sprinkled into their trash.
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#278081 - 09/29/07 12:08 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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fuck yeah

i had notebooks filled with drawings of those fucking space ships...i was really intrigued with the way they looked like real ships but in space...that seemed genius to me at the time






Star Blazers was the shit. I knew the guy who did the voice of Capt. Avatar, Gordon Ramsey Sr. (I was friends with Gordon, Jr.) He was also Bozo the Clown. Got hit by lightning while mowing his lawn. Didn't kill him, though.

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#278082 - 09/29/07 12:10 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Kudos to "old school" Jonny Quest and Dangermouse!!

My absolute favorite were the "Fracture Fairy Tales" in the Bullwinkle cartoon hour. I can still enjoy them since they were written on so many levels.
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#278083 - 09/29/07 12:10 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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I know plenty of cartoons like that. But remember Fraggle Rock? This came on Saturday morning for me on BBC3.




Nah thats not it. It was an animated cartoon all except for the very beginning with the lady talking, which was very Mr. Roger's style.. I think it might have been made for really little kids, like below 6. But I'm not sure.

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#278084 - 09/29/07 12:16 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Kudos to "old school" Jonny Quest and Dangermouse!!

My absolute favorite were the "Fracture Fairy Tales" in the Bullwinkle cartoon hour. I can still enjoy them since they were written on so many levels.




Fatman, ask and ye shall receive: A whole shitload of Fractured Fairy Tales.

Johnny Quest and Dangermouse kicked ass, too. I used to get very stoned as a teenager and watch the latter.

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#278085 - 09/29/07 12:19 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Teenage mutant ninja turtles

I post this only out of irony, because I wasn't allowed to watch it.

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#278086 - 09/29/07 12:19 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Nah thats not it. It was an animated cartoon all except for the very beginning with the lady talking, which was very Mr. Roger's style.. I think it might have been made for really little kids, like below 6. But I'm not sure.




Do you know the year? When I was very young we moved all around Europe so my earliest exposure to cartoons was rather foreign. I actually stopped watching cartoons for a while and started watching tv-shows.

Does anyone know an Italian tv show (for kids) which had two skinny bros (Hardy Boys type) who travelled around Rome solving mysteries in a little VW beetle. That show must've been like 20 minutes long because I remember it used to end so quickly.
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#278087 - 09/29/07 12:20 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Do you know the year?




Had to of been between 89-91.

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#278088 - 09/29/07 12:21 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Quote:

Do you know the year?




Had to of been between 89-91.




By then I was boinking chicks
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#278089 - 09/29/07 12:23 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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was it THIS Ceara?

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#278090 - 09/29/07 12:24 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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Anyone watched Tintin and Asterix and Obelix ? These were big in France and Italy.
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#278091 - 09/29/07 12:26 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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was it THIS Ceara?






No! It wasnt a freakin' puppet show! but thanks for that anyway. I used to love lamb chop. The best part was how they ended every episode with a lesson in how to test your parent's urge not to beat you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNTxr2NJHa0

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#278092 - 09/29/07 12:30 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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#278093 - 09/29/07 12:36 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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the chicken song

This show was very popular in school and oddly enough, I think their target audience was kids.
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#278094 - 09/29/07 12:48 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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The elephant show

My mom swears up and down that this was my favorite show ever. It ended in 1988 so I couldnt have been older than 2. I always thought she was talking about some animated version of Barbar the elephant or something. Only just recently looked it up on youtube and realized I remember absolutely nothing of the actual show, just that I had the entire intro song completely memorized with all the hand motions and would often sing it to people in an adorable fasion. (awww)

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#278095 - 09/29/07 12:52 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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#278096 - 09/29/07 12:57 PM Re: SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
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