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Man, there's nothing simple about reconstructing that mess. At the very least, he'd have some serious scarring across both sides of his face. Besides, anyone with an IQ low enough to do that to himself wouldn't have the funds for such surgery anyway. Dude's stuck looking like that.



Actually I think it would be very simple. Just have him go down to the local gun club and yell "Pull".
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I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules