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Man, there's nothing simple about reconstructing that mess. At the very least, he'd have some serious scarring across both sides of his face. Besides, anyone with an IQ low enough to do that to himself wouldn't have the funds for such surgery anyway. Dude's stuck looking like that.

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Sure, there'd be some scarring but it'd be a huge improvement. Just cut open the edges of the whole, sew them together and wait for it to heal. I'll do it in my kitchen for $500.