A few obsevations:
1) You're right Zen. That's a terrible shop-job on the casket.
2)There's no mention of a cause of "death." What did this whore "die" of? OD? Suicide? Fake Cancer? If it's a result of the pistol whipping, two months is a long time to die from an assault like that.
3)Wasn't there a whore a few months back who conned Luke into posting that she died. Only to have her suitcase pimp admit later that it was a hoax and that only her "porn persona" was dead?
4)Consider the source. I'll believe Ahmadinajad before I believe Luke.