Fuck it, fine then, I'm a knob gobbler 'cause I watch Gag Factor. I guess I have a hidden desire to have a Louisville Slugger up my ass, because I watch Overstuffed, and baseball?

Actually, after a life of being a ACLU/SPLC WASP who supports civil rights, voting rights, affirmative action, etc. I never thought I could be a minority on the political cutting edge of extending freedom and equal protection to all Americans. Yeah, call me gay. Funny, I never thought it could happen, after that one terrible kiss in 1975.

And to paraphrase Dave Attel, I'm not the one with a fat woman's ass or a confused young man in my avatar.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy