I'm an older guy in my late thirties and tom cat(or as that stupid "Mystery" geek sys."sarge") frequently at many local establishment. I run across my fair share of GENERATION PORN.

My wing man and I were talking up these college aged cunts and one of them said their MAJOR was C.S.I. WTF!!?? Now I should have said, "Wow, fascinating" in an off handed way so as to lower her self esteem.(Always a keen tactic...don't know how that cheesy "STYLE" figured it out) Instead I proceeded to cross examine this vapid dame and tear her a new one. Since then I've run across MANY a stupid CUNT who uses TV guide as a CAREER GUIDE.

Anita, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE!??!?!

FUCK.

I blame DICK WOLFE and the LAW and Order FRANCHISE.


DAM YOU MR. WOLFE!!!

DAM YOU TO HELL!!!!


Anita, I think you should try Smack. It is a great appetite suppressant. You know, HEROIN SHEIK.


Don't tell anyone, rumor is Haley Paige has successfully lost 120 pounds of unwanted mortal coil on the diet.

EAT JUNK AND DIE YOU STUPID RANCID CUNT!!!!

Being a contrarian is the idiot's way of simulating wisdom. Bogus book learnin' and relentless Google and Wikipedia searches won't teach you THAT lesson. BITCH.