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the other feared scorn and ridicule if someone in a taller car could see into my Accord and catch me being a pervert.




One time when I was about 19, I went to the local video rental store with a back room on bicycle and picked up a smut tape. I asked for a plastic bag, which they always gave out no matter what you rented or bought, but they said they didn't have any. I had to ride a bike a mile and a half home through town carrying a large boxed VHS tape with no way to hide it. Had to avoid a bunch of kids from a nearby high school who were out on lunch hour(open campus) and other pedestrians(nice day, so a lot of old people out walking). A lot of sudden changes to the other side of the road, cutting through peoples yards, etc.

Oh yeah, to top it all, the movie ended up being a complete waste of money and effort it took to get it home without anybody noticing what was in my hand.



Oh shit, I feel your pain brother, one time at bandcamp... Er ..when I was on Summer vacation. about 12, I found a garbage bin FILLED with porn mags, unfortunately two things stood in my way, ONE, it was way at the bottom of a very big bin, TWO, it was right next to a major walkway. So, being the horny little fucker I am, I would dart over bend into it and grab a mag, then run over and hide it in a big bush, this took me hours to do and by the time I was finished it was late and I had to go home leaving my hard earned take hidden in the bush. Of course when I got up early the next morning running full speed to my "porn bush" it was no longer there, some fuckhead stole my stash!
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