...of these, but they're on the endangered species list. I'll pay top dollar if one of you can find me one, no questions asked. Must be living.



Aye-Aye

Dude, that's what becomes of whores when they're finally released from Shelley's basement.

It looks like it was spat out from the deepest bowels of Hell, and I want one. He'd make one bad-ass pet.

From the Wiki article:

"The Aye-aye is often viewed as a harbinger of evil and killed on sight. Others believe that should one point its long middle finger at you, you were condemned to death. Some say the appearance of an Aye-aye in a village predicts the death of a villager, and the only way to prevent this is to kill the Aye-aye. The Sakalava people go so far as to claim Aye-ayes sneak into houses through the thatched roofs and murder the sleeping occupants by using their middle finger to puncture the victim's aorta. [citation needed]

Incidents of Aye-aye killings increase every year as its forest habitats are destroyed and it is forced to raid plantations and villages. Because of the superstition surrounding it, this often ends in death. Fortunately, the superstition can prevent people from hunting them for food."

Comin' at you like a mufuckin' spider monkey...

Looks like one of the gremlins after it gets wet.

those look live vanessa's mothers eyes when she was born and she saw her Dick-Clit thing. She was like "omg just kill it now. please doc just drown it in a bathtub or scramble its brains somthing to kill that demon spawn you call a tranny"

Quote:

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Other than weight and sex organs, aye-ayes exhibit no sexual dimorphism of any kind.

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No wonder they're dying out. You can't tell the hideous boys from the fugly girls.


An aye-aye can go "tranny" without hormone shots and plastic attachments - just the castration/conversion.