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Get some unhibited whore, with the ability to gape, to take a Louisville Slugger up her cunt. Ram it in there, good & tight. Have two dozen or more random ex-cons waiting at bay jerking their lil' stiffies to excitation. Remove the ballbat from said whore's snatch, and let the cons dump their DNA into the gaping girlie-hole like the sperm-filled toilet that she is. 9 months later, the whore gives birth, and a paternity test is taken to determine who the father is. The whore & winner (her baby daddy) get $1-million and run off into the sunset happily ever after.

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