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#277430 - 09/25/07 07:01 PM Last Wood!!!
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	My father once told me that, in my lifetime I would only have a predestined number of erections....and then no more.Therefore I should be careful not to waste them. This info was incorrect (or his figures were wrong as was a lot of his advice,which is evident because his guidance or lack thereof led me to porn)or maybe I am wrong and I only have one or two cruise missles left. Anywho if you knew you only had one chopstick left and could use it on anyone you choose,who would it be? Who would you save YOUR LAST ERECTION for? _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#277431 - 09/25/07 09:55 PM Re: Last Wood!!!
Michelle-Aston Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 103 Loc: Skid Row, LA	I was working on TV show the other day and they had the gay parade with various floats for the episode being shot. They had some gay boys on one of the floats that were go-go dancers in some sweet skimpy ass shit without dancer cups!! Some of them were male gay porn stars, and one of the young whipper snappers could supposedly suck himself off. I was so intrigued. I think that is hot, either he is very limber, or he is just insanely hung, either way, I would like to watch him do his thing and jack off watching. HOW TO SUCK IT " I can't begin to describe the feeling of my own bloated dick sliding down my throat. My moans were muffled as I pushed deeper and with one final thrust rammed the slick swollen head past my tonsils, pumping a huge load of my own cum down my throat." solosuck.com _________________________ MICHELLE-ASTON Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. --The Simpsons
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#277432 - 09/25/07 10:20 PM Re: Last Wood!!!
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this probably isn't what bish envisioned when he started this thread _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#277433 - 09/25/07 10:28 PM Re: Last Wood!!!
vanessa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 04/03/07 Posts: 786 Loc: on the dark side of the moon	I once read the account of a man who had his own wife castrate him. He described it as the best orgasm he ever had. Of course, it was a one-time indulgence...
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#277434 - 09/25/07 10:46 PM Re: Last Wood!!!
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	Quote: Who would you save YOUR LAST ERECTION for? whomever my wife is when i am 85. _________________________
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#277435 - 09/25/07 10:51 PM Re: Last Wood!!!
Anonymous Unregistered	Whomever my mistress is when I'm 90.
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#277436 - 09/25/07 11:01 PM Re: Last Wood!!!
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	I'm gonna play it safe and say the wife, if I have to choose. Though I think in the case of a final erection a 3some is in order. Which would involve either her best friend or Gia's magnificent ass. _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#277437 - 09/26/07 12:21 AM Re: Last Wood!!!
warp_speed Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/31/07 Posts: 817	the chick in my avatar. _________________________ WARP SPEED (you better believe it)
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#277438 - 09/26/07 12:42 AM Re: Last Wood!!!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Not sure on who I'd spend my last femme wood. I haven't met him yet. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#277439 - 09/26/07 03:36 AM Re: Last Wood!!!
XXXbit Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/12/07 Posts: 367 Loc: WI	I havn't met him yet either........but in my dreams.....but if by chance I would be lucky enough for it to be my dream fuck....I would say Reggie Bush. _________________________ " I have a like a 5 second rule for cum-- if it's been ejaculated from the penis and laying around somewhere for more than 5 seconds, I'm not touching it. I like my cum hot and fresh. " ......Holly Randall
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#277440 - 09/26/07 06:08 AM Re: Last Wood!!!
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Realistic answer: thevodgirl. Fantasy answer: Asia Argento Attachments 266490-asia_argento6.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#277441 - 09/26/07 11:38 AM Re: Last Wood!!!
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this probably isn't what bish envisioned when he started this thread uummmm..... eeeerrrrrrr.... yeah.... umm ..NO! any man who envisioned that , would be entertaining a level of superfaggotry which if they ever set one foot outdoors would result in lethal bashing.... _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#277442 - 09/26/07 12:25 PM Re: Last Wood!!!
safado Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/16/05 Posts: 329	Quote: I was working on TV show the other day and they had the gay parade with various floats for the episode being shot. They had some gay boys on one of the floats that were go-go dancers in some sweet skimpy ass shit without dancer cups!! Some of them were male gay porn stars, and one of the young whipper snappers could supposedly suck himself off. I was so intrigued. I think that is hot, either he is very limber, or he is just insanely hung, either way, I would like to watch him do his thing and jack off watching. HOW TO SUCK IT " I can't begin to describe the feeling of my own bloated dick sliding down my throat. My moans were muffled as I pushed deeper and with one final thrust rammed the slick swollen head past my tonsils, pumping a huge load of my own cum down my throat." solosuck.com So in other words your "fantasy fuck" would be Ron Jeremy
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#277443 - 09/26/07 09:42 PM Re: Last Wood!!!
Michelle-Aston Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 103 Loc: Skid Row, LA	Nah, am I the only one that hasn't done Ron in the valley? I like them young and stupid. _________________________ MICHELLE-ASTON Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. --The Simpsons
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