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#277403 - 09/25/07 06:38 PM Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
Stevie Why Offline
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AVN: SB 16 Repeal Hits a Reef...by Mark Kernes

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However, the rate was much less than that, and overall, nearly three-quarters of the approximately 400,000 signatures collected were ruled invalid by the Secretary of State's office, leaving just 125,430 valid signatures.




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"Pretty much all of the money collected so far has gone to the signature-gathering company; over a million dollars," Theis explained, "but in order for this drive to succeed, we'll need more. I know this is disappointing news to a lot of people, but the fight is more important than anyone's feelings."




OVER A MILLION *FUCKING* DOLLARS?!? Pretty much wasted on this? Why don't they just do what normal strip clubs do...bribe some officials?

I'm at a loss for words over this incompetence.

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#277404 - 09/25/07 06:44 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
Anonymous
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Forget it, Jake... It's Ohio.

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#277405 - 09/25/07 06:56 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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who cares? this doesn't warrant so many caps in the title. you should dress up like longshot for halloween. i'll leave you alone if you post pics.
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#277406 - 09/25/07 06:59 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
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i'll leave you alone if you post pics...




..Of Women. They have to be of women.

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#277407 - 09/25/07 07:11 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
knox, longshot, and stevie pictures are allowed. they benefit the greater good because they make nudity laughable.
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#277408 - 09/25/07 07:12 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
OK, someone please enlighten this Buckeye State newbie, please.

What the fuck is going on here? I read all these names (Theis, for one, looks to be on the side of the theocrats) and I'm still confused.

Just WHAT IS the current law in effect here in Ohio? I can't yet get over the fact that our idiot governor is trying to pass a law that would fine people who wear their pants around their ass (ya know, the wigger crowd who can't afford a belt). I don't like it, but the idea of a law such as this is ludicrous.
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#277409 - 09/25/07 07:34 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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who cares? this doesn't warrant so many caps in the title. you should dress up like longshot for halloween. i'll leave you alone if you post pics.




Wow, just like most Republicans you can't do anything besides repeat your own talking points, as funny as you think they are.

You'll just have to wait for new pics of me during my next evil project. Looks like its gonna release around Halloween now so I might just get you that costume pic. ]

Can you please have another mini-meltdown James and list your resume from the past ten years?
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#277410 - 09/25/07 07:45 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
you asked where i went to school. every post of yours is a meltdown about something nobody cares about. if telling you how boring you are and how comical your appearance naked is counts as a meltdown, then i'm guilty.

i'm also guilty of having the thought that you could be hired close to a dozen times with a small erection doing sexual things in front of strangers for what a single adult swordfish fetches in steaks sold at whole foods. you ruined your future and a fish costs several times what your dignity does.
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#277411 - 09/25/07 07:53 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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you asked where i went to school. every post of yours is a meltdown about something nobody cares about. if telling you how boring you are and how comical your appearance naked is counts as a meltdown, then i'm guilty.

i'm also guilty of having the thought that you could be hired close to a dozen times with a small erection doing sexual things in front of strangers for what a single adult swordfish fetches in steaks sold at whole foods. you ruined your future and a fish costs several times what your dignity does.




YAWN. I don't eat meat so I don't have any clue what a swordfish steak runs.

What's the equivalent cost in pounds of soy beans?


Edited by Stevie Why (09/25/07 07:58 PM)
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#277412 - 09/25/07 07:59 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
there MUST be a forum somewhere for boring people interested in being boring. google is your friend. or else we should make a section for boring posters. it would be great to know where to go to find boredom if you couldn't get to sleep or whatnot.
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#277413 - 09/25/07 08:01 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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there MUST be a forum somewhere for boring people interested in being boring. google is your friend. or else we should make a section for boring posters. it would be great to know where to go to find boredom if you couldn't get to sleep or whatnot.




You're a *fucking* Harvard grad and you're typing drivel like that?
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#277414 - 09/25/07 08:09 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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YAWN. I don't eat meat so I don't have any clue what a swordfish steak runs.





Fish is meat? Say it ain't so!!
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#277415 - 09/25/07 08:09 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
safado Offline
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Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 329
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OK, someone please enlighten this Buckeye State newbie, please.

What the fuck is going on here? I read all these names (Theis, for one, looks to be on the side of the theocrats) and I'm still confused.

Just WHAT IS the current law in effect here in Ohio? I can't yet get over the fact that our idiot governor is trying to pass a law that would fine people who wear their pants around their ass (ya know, the wigger crowd who can't afford a belt). I don't like it, but the idea of a law such as this is ludicrous.




Ohio has some pretty draconian laws governing strip clubs. I'm not sure of them all but I know there's no touching laws and I don't they can continue to dance after a certain time.

Apparently groups are trying to repeal these laws and they failed to get enough valid signatures to do so.

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#277416 - 09/25/07 08:16 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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OK, someone please enlighten this Buckeye State newbie, please.

What the fuck is going on here? I read all these names (Theis, for one, looks to be on the side of the theocrats) and I'm still confused.

Just WHAT IS the current law in effect here in Ohio? I can't yet get over the fact that our idiot governor is trying to pass a law that would fine people who wear their pants around their ass (ya know, the wigger crowd who can't afford a belt). I don't like it, but the idea of a law such as this is ludicrous.




Ohio has some pretty draconian laws governing strip clubs. I'm not sure of them all but I know there's no touching laws and I don't they can continue to dance after a certain time.

Apparently groups are trying to repeal these laws and they failed to get enough valid signatures to do so.




Thanks, I wasn't sure if the laws were already IN effect, or being pushed by the religious fucks around here. It's obvious the former is true.
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#277417 - 09/25/07 08:27 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
isn't ohio a hotbed of aryan brotherhood/white supremacists/etc. groups?
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#277418 - 09/25/07 08:33 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
Anonymous
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isn't ohio a hotbed of aryan brotherhood/white supremacists/etc. groups?




As far as I know, it is. Had a surprisingly large contingent during the great Klan revival of 1915-1925. Got a surprising number of Klansmen elected to office, including Governor and Congress.

Getting back on target, I think updates on the latest assaults on perv pleasure are important. I don't know if they warrant ALL CAPS, though.

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#277419 - 09/25/07 11:14 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
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isn't ohio a hotbed of aryan brotherhood/white supremacists/etc. groups?




Excepting Iowa, Nebraska, and Minnesota, I'd say that's in play for any other state populated mainly by old stock Anglo Saxon's and Deutsch with plenty of wild hills and hollers for cross burnings and so forth.

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#277420 - 09/25/07 11:29 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Moving along, I saw Stephen Baldwin at Starbucks tonight. What a fat worthless piece of shit. His handler was pumping some guy on his cellphone, wondering if the guy was "into what their ministry is all about". Praaaaaise Jaayyyyyzus!
:Ende

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#277421 - 09/26/07 01:37 AM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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What's the equivalent cost in pounds of soy beans?




Um, Stevie, have you heard about the chief negative effect of Soya beans on the male physique? I know they are reputed to reduce cholesterol, but they are also reputed to 'reduce' something else...

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#277422 - 09/26/07 02:00 AM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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you asked where i went to school. every post of yours is a meltdown about something nobody cares about. if telling you how boring you are and how comical your appearance naked is counts as a meltdown, then i'm guilty.

i'm also guilty of having the thought that you could be hired close to a dozen times with a small erection doing sexual things in front of strangers for what a single adult swordfish fetches in steaks sold at whole foods. you ruined your future and a fish costs several times what your dignity does.




YAWN. I don't eat meat so I don't have any clue what a swordfish steak runs.

What's the equivalent cost in pounds of soy beans?




Start eating meat. The estrogen in the soy is giving you man boobs and lowering your thyroid twds weight gain. Btw, jamesn was actually looking out for you, but you think you're right. Go on about your 'mainstream' accomplishments. Mainstream people don't post pictures of their peen on the internet. Pick a side. Unless you want a career in the arts or you're independantly wealthy or your parents are such enablers they won't cut you off, you can't do both.
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#277423 - 09/26/07 04:59 AM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
safado Offline
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Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 329
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OK, someone please enlighten this Buckeye State newbie, please.

What the fuck is going on here? I read all these names (Theis, for one, looks to be on the side of the theocrats) and I'm still confused.

Just WHAT IS the current law in effect here in Ohio? I can't yet get over the fact that our idiot governor is trying to pass a law that would fine people who wear their pants around their ass (ya know, the wigger crowd who can't afford a belt). I don't like it, but the idea of a law such as this is ludicrous.




Ohio has some pretty draconian laws governing strip clubs. I'm not sure of them all but I know there's no touching laws and I don't they can continue to dance after a certain time.

Apparently groups are trying to repeal these laws and they failed to get enough valid signatures to do so.




Thanks, I wasn't sure if the laws were already IN effect, or being pushed by the religious fucks around here. It's obvious the former is true.




They've been in effect for years, I don't know if this is still law but back in the early 90s, Ohio strip clubs couldn't serve alcohol unless the girls wore pasties on their nipples.

The Club could have full nudity if they didn't serve alcohol at all so needless to say, there were alot of "juice bars" in Ohio.

I live near the Detroit area and I remember back then most of the strippers around here were actually from Toledo. They worked in Michigan because there weren't any decent stip clubs in Ohio to work at.

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#277424 - 09/26/07 08:35 AM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Quote:

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you asked where i went to school. every post of yours is a meltdown about something nobody cares about. if telling you how boring you are and how comical your appearance naked is counts as a meltdown, then i'm guilty.

i'm also guilty of having the thought that you could be hired close to a dozen times with a small erection doing sexual things in front of strangers for what a single adult swordfish fetches in steaks sold at whole foods. you ruined your future and a fish costs several times what your dignity does.




YAWN. I don't eat meat so I don't have any clue what a swordfish steak runs.

What's the equivalent cost in pounds of soy beans?




Start eating meat. The estrogen in the soy is giving you man boobs and lowering your thyroid twds weight gain. Btw, jamesn was actually looking out for you, but you think you're right. Go on about your 'mainstream' accomplishments. Mainstream people don't post pictures of their peen on the internet. Pick a side. Unless you want a career in the arts or you're independantly wealthy or your parents are such enablers they won't cut you off, you can't do both.




Gia =





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#277425 - 09/26/07 10:54 AM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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Start eating meat. The estrogen in the soy is giving you man boobs and lowering your thyroid twds weight gain.




Jesus Christ...I make one joke about being a vegetarian and everyone thinks I'm developing cancer and hooked up to a liquid tofu IV. Christ everyone, I eat a plate of edamame every few days...if soy did that to you wouldn't even asian in the world have a small...er...nevermind. Point taken.

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Go on about your 'mainstream' accomplishments.




Hey, I only mentioned mainstream media and made the point everyone in this industry beams when they're mentioned on the local news and send out 87 press releases, yet I've done it all and could care less one way or another. I raised hell with it, and did it well. You'll just have to take my word I have tons of other shit and projects that I don't mention on here.


Why do you think I'm so obsessed with some "mainstream" job out of curiosity? What's even your definition of that? If I go to law school I go to law school; if I don't it means something else came up.

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Mainstream people don't post pictures of their peen on the internet.




Uh, do you even know who's the Governor in California? Naked pictures, a sex video or even a sexual harassment suit don't automatically cancel anyone out from anything anymore. I got some mileage out of mine and am very open about it. It only gets you in trouble if you keep it a secret.

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Unless you want a career in the arts or you're independantly wealthy or your parents are such enablers they won't cut you off, you can't do both.




I'd really be happy with a career in the arts, and personally would prefer that over just about anything; I'm not sure where you think I'm *so* obsessed with money unless you count a bunch of toys 99.99% of the world doesn't care about.

You'll just have to have a little faith in all my little projects and what they're building up to...the equation's constantly changing but I think it's for the better.
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#277426 - 09/26/07 01:47 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
1. Ya'll have Ohio pretty well pegged. I'm also afraid to go to a park without my dog, and damn sure wouldn't comment about the weather in a park bathroom. Sex is a necessary evil to produce children, and the children must be shielded from sex.
2. Vegetarians have better sex lives, as a practical matter, at my age. I'm 50 and don't need any chemicals to get going, as I haven't hampered my circulation by eating meat in the last 10+ years. It is said we taste better, I dunno. I know nobody had to die so I could have lunch.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#277427 - 09/26/07 05:18 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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isn't ohio a hotbed of aryan brotherhood/white supremacists/etc. groups?




Excepting Iowa, Nebraska, and Minnesota, I'd say that's in play for any other state populated mainly by old stock Anglo Saxon's and Deutsch with plenty of wild hills and hollers for cross burnings and so forth.




Don't forget the closet fags in Oklahomo & Kansas, too.

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1. Ya'll have Ohio pretty well pegged. I'm also afraid to go to a park without my dog, and damn sure wouldn't comment about the weather in a park bathroom. Sex is a necessary evil to produce children, and the children must be shielded from sex.




No, no, NO!! It's not like that, they're allowed to experience sex ~ if & ONLY when they are married to their mate of choice. It's when the relationship blossoms into a sexless one that the evil of masturbation & porn becomes an issue, rememeber?

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2. Vegetarians have better sex lives, as a practical matter, at my age. I'm 50 and don't need any chemicals to get going, as I haven't hampered my circulation by eating meat in the last 10+ years. It is said we taste better, I dunno. I know nobody had to die so I could have lunch.




I have a hard time believing that "veggie" consumers are pleasing to the pallet. Not that I've swallowed a load, but the old lady's face has turned various shades of green after dumping my nut down her throat hours after eating a salad.
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#277428 - 09/26/07 05:39 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Uh, do you even know who's the Governor in California? Naked pictures, a sex video






Governor of California was a former professional bodybuilder, former mr olympia many times, and former hollywood action hero. Actually you are professional bodyshit with more boobs than sierra sinn, a 3 years old boy penis and the same mainstream ethic of Jason Sechrest



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#277429 - 09/26/07 06:17 PM Re: Ohio Strip Club Law Repeal FAILS MISERABLY
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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Governor of California was a former professional bodybuilder, former mr olympia many times, and former hollywood action hero. Actually you are professional bodyshit with more boobs than sierra sinn, a 3 years old boy penis and the same mainstream ethic of Jason Sechrest







I mentioned "soy beans"...did you mis-spell that on some online translator you seem to use solely for XPT into "coy beaners" and thought it was your cue to respond to prove me wrong?

Its alright to point to your "ethic" again and change your avatar.
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