1. Ya'll have Ohio pretty well pegged. I'm also afraid to go to a park without my dog, and damn sure wouldn't comment about the weather in a park bathroom. Sex is a necessary evil to produce children, and the children must be shielded from sex.
2. Vegetarians have better sex lives, as a practical matter, at my age. I'm 50 and don't need any chemicals to get going, as I haven't hampered my circulation by eating meat in the last 10+ years. It is said we taste better, I dunno. I know nobody had to die so I could have lunch.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy