OK, someone please enlighten this Buckeye State newbie, please.

What the fuck is going on here? I read all these names (Theis, for one, looks to be on the side of the theocrats) and I'm still confused.

Just WHAT IS the current law in effect here in Ohio? I can't yet get over the fact that our idiot governor is trying to pass a law that would fine people who wear their pants around their ass (ya know, the wigger crowd who can't afford a belt). I don't like it, but the idea of a law such as this is ludicrous.