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#277379 - 09/25/07 04:09 PM Milf Meat 7
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I was never really into the milf thang when it cums to pornography, but reality is a different story. Having a cute hot doggy dogg to walk leads one to get to know the neighborhood ho’s…oops, I mean moms. So anyway, they recently had a block party with a pirates and princesses costume theme that I thought was pretty gay until I got there and saw several of the hotter neighborhood milfs dressed up as slutty pirates. One in particular was wearing a Spencer’s type sexy pirate costume with titties poppin out and added fishnets and fuck me boots. Damn, I thought I sliiipped into the porn world for a minute because the weed was good this bitch has a stripper calibre bod plus those stripper shoes. Who knew? Arrrrgh where’s me booty, I thought to meself thar she blows! Lol.
Well, that’s my milf tale for the day, so I was delighted to see that Grip kept the boxcover pic sans gross uncut cock drapped disgracefully across somebody’s mom’s face. Smart marketing move to say the least, fact of smut; a certain % of dvds are sold or not bought by how the boxcover’s look alone I bet. Perverts are collectors & even I view the best boxcovers as a decedant form of “pop” art, dead warhol be damned!
So, getting on to the movie review, looks like most of these chicks were doomed to be moms at such a young age who knows if they graduated high school, who cares? Don’t think 'bout dat tragic shit. Is this strokeworthy is the only query that counts. Fuck yeah. Emma Heart was a cute naïve fuckslot for a sec until after spurt regret, heh-heh, she served her only purpose in my universe as a porn wench well enough though. Next…. KaiLai Mai looked like doing this scene was probably the worst of many bad choices she’s recently made in her life. That and her Kat-like braces will undoubtley turn many pervs on. Fuck I wrote too much about this, Desire Moore has a pussy the size of the Ausable Chasm, but she’s sorta hot. I think Allison Pierce is related to Hawkeye Pierce. Get the fucking thing already, biatch. [Chatsworth Pictures]

Emma Heart


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#277380 - 09/25/07 04:10 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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#277381 - 09/25/07 04:19 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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#277382 - 09/25/07 04:20 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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KaiLai Mai


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#277383 - 09/25/07 04:21 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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#277384 - 09/25/07 04:22 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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Desire Moore


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#277385 - 09/25/07 04:24 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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Allison Pierce


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#277386 - 09/26/07 12:38 AM Re: Milf Meat 7
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I only see one potential milf. the rest are not fucking even close to being old enough.
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#277387 - 09/26/07 07:37 AM Re: Milf Meat 7
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I only see one potential milf. the rest are not fucking even close to being old enough.




One doesn't have to be old to be a milf, one just has to be a mother, bub.
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#277388 - 09/26/07 09:26 AM Re: Milf Meat 7
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I only see one potential milf. the rest are not fucking even close to being old enough.




One doesn't have to be old to be a milf, one just has to be a mother, bub.





that's just bullshit. that literal interpretation of the term obviously doesn't stand up to scrutiny. nobody buy these movies because they get off of jerking it to any woman who has had a child. they are buying them because they like older women. are you seriously telling me you'd have no problem with a movie called MILF MOTHERFUCKING BONANZA starring only 18 year old girls who in a brief interview at the beginning of their respective scene claimed to have given birth to a child? cause if you don't words have no meaning anymore and we can just all start banging awway at our keyboards and jerk off until we die from dehydration.
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#277389 - 09/26/07 10:06 AM Re: Milf Meat 7
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Mothers
I'd
Like to
Fuck

The the only defining characteristic of a MILF is to be a mother. Oh and you would want to fuck her. What you want is

Grandmothers
I'd
Like to
Fuck

I believe the Germans call it Oma. Try Magma, they have what you want.

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#277390 - 09/26/07 10:34 AM Re: Milf Meat 7
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KaiLai Mai





Funny photo. Not hot. Hilarious.

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#277391 - 09/26/07 10:52 AM Re: Milf Meat 7
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Quote:

Mothers
I'd
Like to
Fuck

The the only defining characteristic of a MILF is to be a mother. Oh and you would want to fuck her. What you want is

Grandmothers
I'd
Like to
Fuck

I believe the Germans call it Oma. Try Magma, they have what you want.




I love Magmas stuff because they have really old woman porn. Sometimes the genre is called Oma in germany but that is just a reference to the age just like milf is a reference of age in the us. Most oma porn has no storyline or interview about the women being grandmothers. You're delusional.
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#277392 - 09/26/07 11:14 AM Re: Milf Meat 7
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and you're a foreigner, maybe you should leave the American definitions of words and phrases to Americans.

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#277393 - 09/26/07 12:42 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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I have to agree with warp_speed on this one. While in theory a 20 year old with a kid is a milf, it's just not really a milf. A milf can even be a 35 year old without a kid; as long as she fits the profile of what you call mom- or can qualify as your mom's friend- she's officially a milf.
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#277394 - 09/26/07 01:06 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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I was actually leaning the other way in this inspiring debate. Knowing she is a mother is what does it for me her age is of no consequence.
Desperate moms doing porn =
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#277395 - 09/26/07 01:12 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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I'm sorry loopnode, I have to disagree, That is no different than the black guys who say BM/WF is the only true IR porn. I've seen plenty of 20 y/o moms I'd like to fuck. If it's an age thing how about movies like Dirty Thirties or Horny Over 40 or Hot 50+? All I am saying is that MILF's can be any age, not just older women, and I promise not to make them take all the dookie out of his sheitzer videos, if he quits trying to turn all my MILFs into old women.

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#277396 - 09/26/07 01:25 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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I guess for me I've always considered a milf more in terms of she looks like a mom, rather than she is a mom. I mean, if someone didn't tell you these chicks were moms, would you still consider them milfs? And hasn't Nina Hartley been featured in Milf movies? As far as I know, she doesn't have a kid, or does she?

I think when the term first came out it simply had the word mom in it because chances were, you were telling your friend his mom was hot enough to fuck- which set her apart from other women her age. Nowdays, it a little pointless to say milf since any whore, regardless of age will get fucked. I mean, if a whore is 80 and has a kid with no kids, then she's technically still a milf, but by my definition, she immediately becomes a gilf.

And by the way, this is one hot 80 year old we're talking about here, not your typical run of the mill geriatric.
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#277397 - 09/26/07 01:41 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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I guess for me I've always considered a milf more in terms of she looks like a mom, rather than she is a mom. I mean, if someone didn't tell you these chicks were moms, would you still consider them milfs? And hasn't Nina Hartley been featured in Milf movies? As far as I know, she doesn't have a kid, or does she?




That's a very valid point. If a whore's under 35, and in a MILF movie, she should at least have a wrecked vag.
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#277398 - 09/26/07 01:46 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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A matter of tastes perhaps. I can tell that these whores are moms though, the stretch marks are a dead giveaway.

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#277399 - 09/26/07 01:48 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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A matter of tastes perhaps. I can tell that these whores are moms though, the stretch marks are a dead giveaway.




In porn nowadays, practically 80% of the whores have stretch marks thanks to the fat ass craze.

Also are you going to tell me KaiLai Mai is a strokeworthy enough mom to fuck? She's not even Butt-A-Face material, but if you're going with King's definition, then I'd just have to say Belladonna videos.
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#277400 - 09/26/07 02:05 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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In porn nowadays, practically 80% of the whores have stretch marks thanks to the fat ass craze.

Also are you going to tell me KaiLai Mai is a strokeworthy enough mom to fuck? She's not even Butt-A-Face material, but if you're going with King's definition, then I'd just have to say Belladonna videos.




Stretch marks around their tits and bellies too? I'll agree KaiLai Mai is not so hot, but there are a couple of good scenes in this flick. I am more than willing to put this whole thing down to a matter of taste and leave it at that.

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#277401 - 09/26/07 02:14 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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I am more than willing to put this whole thing down to a matter of taste and leave it at that.




Werd.
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#277402 - 09/26/07 04:36 PM Re: Milf Meat 7
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KaiLai Mai





Funny photo. Not hot. Hilarious.





That's the irony and the essence of the Johnson Brother's pornography because if you don't find it erotic you may at least find it to be comedic or tragic. It ain't Shakespeare, but it's way more entertaining believe me I got a B without a book in that course.
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