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#277379 - 09/25/07 04:09 PM
Milf Meat 7
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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I was never really into the milf thang when it cums to pornography, but reality is a different story. Having a cute hot doggy dogg to walk leads one to get to know the neighborhood ho’s…oops, I mean moms. So anyway, they recently had a block party with a pirates and princesses costume theme that I thought was pretty gay until I got there and saw several of the hotter neighborhood milfs dressed up as slutty pirates. One in particular was wearing a Spencer’s type sexy pirate costume with titties poppin out and added fishnets and fuck me boots. Damn, I thought I sliiipped into the porn world for a minute because the weed was good this bitch has a stripper calibre bod plus those stripper shoes. Who knew? Arrrrgh where’s me booty, I thought to meself thar she blows! Lol.
Well, that’s my milf tale for the day, so I was delighted to see that Grip kept the boxcover pic sans gross uncut cock drapped disgracefully across somebody’s mom’s face. Smart marketing move to say the least, fact of smut; a certain % of dvds are sold or not bought by how the boxcover’s look alone I bet. Perverts are collectors & even I view the best boxcovers as a decedant form of “pop†art, dead warhol be damned!
So, getting on to the movie review, looks like most of these chicks were doomed to be moms at such a young age who knows if they graduated high school, who cares? Don’t think 'bout dat tragic shit. Is this strokeworthy is the only query that counts. Fuck yeah. Emma Heart was a cute naïve fuckslot for a sec until after spurt regret, heh-heh, she served her only purpose in my universe as a porn wench well enough though. Next…. KaiLai Mai looked like doing this scene was probably the worst of many bad choices she’s recently made in her life. That and her Kat-like braces will undoubtley turn many pervs on. Fuck I wrote too much about this, Desire Moore has a pussy the size of the Ausable Chasm, but she’s sorta hot. I think Allison Pierce is related to Hawkeye Pierce. Get the fucking thing already, biatch. [Chatsworth Pictures]
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#277386 - 09/26/07 12:38 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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I only see one potential milf. the rest are not fucking even close to being old enough.
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#277390 - 09/26/07 10:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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KaiLai Mai
Funny photo. Not hot. Hilarious.
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#277393 - 09/26/07 12:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I have to agree with warp_speed on this one. While in theory a 20 year old with a kid is a milf, it's just not really a milf. A milf can even be a 35 year old without a kid; as long as she fits the profile of what you call mom- or can qualify as your mom's friend- she's officially a milf.
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#277394 - 09/26/07 01:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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I was actually leaning the other way in this inspiring debate. Knowing she is a mother is what does it for me her age is of no consequence. Desperate moms doing porn =
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#277396 - 09/26/07 01:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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I guess for me I've always considered a milf more in terms of she looks like a mom, rather than she is a mom. I mean, if someone didn't tell you these chicks were moms, would you still consider them milfs? And hasn't Nina Hartley been featured in Milf movies? As far as I know, she doesn't have a kid, or does she?
I think when the term first came out it simply had the word mom in it because chances were, you were telling your friend his mom was hot enough to fuck- which set her apart from other women her age. Nowdays, it a little pointless to say milf since any whore, regardless of age will get fucked. I mean, if a whore is 80 and has a kid with no kids, then she's technically still a milf, but by my definition, she immediately becomes a gilf.
And by the way, this is one hot 80 year old we're talking about here, not your typical run of the mill geriatric.
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#277400 - 09/26/07 02:05 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/12/07
Posts: 60
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In porn nowadays, practically 80% of the whores have stretch marks thanks to the fat ass craze.
Also are you going to tell me KaiLai Mai is a strokeworthy enough mom to fuck? She's not even Butt-A-Face material, but if you're going with King's definition, then I'd just have to say Belladonna videos.
Stretch marks around their tits and bellies too? I'll agree KaiLai Mai is not so hot, but there are a couple of good scenes in this flick. I am more than willing to put this whole thing down to a matter of taste and leave it at that.
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