I was never really into the milf thang when it cums to pornography, but reality is a different story. Having a cute hot doggy dogg to walk leads one to get to know the neighborhood ho’s…oops, I mean moms. So anyway, they recently had a block party with a pirates and princesses costume theme that I thought was pretty gay until I got there and saw several of the hotter neighborhood milfs dressed up as slutty pirates. One in particular was wearing a Spencer’s type sexy pirate costume with titties poppin out and added fishnets and fuck me boots. Damn, I thought I sliiipped into the porn world for a minute because the weed was good this bitch has a stripper calibre bod plus those stripper shoes. Who knew? Arrrrgh where’s me booty, I thought to meself thar she blows! Lol.
Well, that’s my milf tale for the day, so I was delighted to see that Grip kept the boxcover pic sans gross uncut cock drapped disgracefully across somebody’s mom’s face. Smart marketing move to say the least, fact of smut; a certain % of dvds are sold or not bought by how the boxcover’s look alone I bet. Perverts are collectors & even I view the best boxcovers as a decedant form of “pop” art, dead warhol be damned!
So, getting on to the movie review, looks like most of these chicks were doomed to be moms at such a young age who knows if they graduated high school, who cares? Don’t think 'bout dat tragic shit. Is this strokeworthy is the only query that counts. Fuck yeah. Emma Heart was a cute naïve fuckslot for a sec until after spurt regret, heh-heh, she served her only purpose in my universe as a porn wench well enough though. Next…. KaiLai Mai looked like doing this scene was probably the worst of many bad choices she’s recently made in her life. That and her Kat-like braces will undoubtley turn many pervs on. Fuck I wrote too much about this, Desire Moore has a pussy the size of the Ausable Chasm, but she’s sorta hot. I think Allison Pierce is related to Hawkeye Pierce. Get the fucking thing already, biatch. [Chatsworth Pictures]

Emma Heart