I was never really into the milf thang when it cums to pornography, but reality is a different story. Having a cute hot doggy dogg to walk leads one to get to know the neighborhood ho’s…oops, I mean moms. So anyway, they recently had a block party with a pirates and princesses costume theme that I thought was pretty gay until I got there and saw several of the hotter neighborhood milfs dressed up as slutty pirates. One in particular was wearing a Spencer’s type sexy pirate costume with titties poppin out and added fishnets and fuck me boots. Damn, I thought I sliiipped into the porn world for a minute because the weed was good this bitch has a stripper calibre bod plus those stripper shoes. Who knew? Arrrrgh where’s me booty, I thought to meself thar she blows! Lol.
Well, that’s my milf tale for the day, so I was delighted to see that Grip kept the boxcover pic sans gross uncut cock drapped disgracefully across somebody’s mom’s face. Smart marketing move to say the least, fact of smut; a certain % of dvds are sold or not bought by how the boxcover’s look alone I bet. Perverts are collectors & even I view the best boxcovers as a decedant form of “pop” art, dead warhol be damned!
So, getting on to the movie review, looks like most of these chicks were doomed to be moms at such a young age who knows if they graduated high school, who cares? Don’t think 'bout dat tragic shit. Is this strokeworthy is the only query that counts. Fuck yeah. Emma Heart was a cute naïve fuckslot for a sec until after spurt regret, heh-heh, she served her only purpose in my universe as a porn wench well enough though. Next…. KaiLai Mai looked like doing this scene was probably the worst of many bad choices she’s recently made in her life. That and her Kat-like braces will undoubtley turn many pervs on. Fuck I wrote too much about this, Desire Moore has a pussy the size of the Ausable Chasm, but she’s sorta hot. I think Allison Pierce is related to Hawkeye Pierce. Get the fucking thing already, biatch. [Chatsworth Pictures]

Emma Heart

KaiLai Mai

Desire Moore

Allison Pierce

I only see one potential milf. the rest are not fucking even close to being old enough.

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The the only defining characteristic of a MILF is to be a mother. Oh and you would want to fuck her. What you want is

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I believe the Germans call it Oma. Try Magma, they have what you want.

and you're a foreigner, maybe you should leave the American definitions of words and phrases to Americans.

I have to agree with warp_speed on this one. While in theory a 20 year old with a kid is a milf, it's just not really a milf. A milf can even be a 35 year old without a kid; as long as she fits the profile of what you call mom- or can qualify as your mom's friend- she's officially a milf.

I was actually leaning the other way in this inspiring debate. Knowing she is a mother is what does it for me her age is of no consequence.
Desperate moms doing porn =

I'm sorry loopnode, I have to disagree, That is no different than the black guys who say BM/WF is the only true IR porn. I've seen plenty of 20 y/o moms I'd like to fuck. If it's an age thing how about movies like Dirty Thirties or Horny Over 40 or Hot 50+? All I am saying is that MILF's can be any age, not just older women, and I promise not to make them take all the dookie out of his sheitzer videos, if he quits trying to turn all my MILFs into old women.

I guess for me I've always considered a milf more in terms of she looks like a mom, rather than she is a mom. I mean, if someone didn't tell you these chicks were moms, would you still consider them milfs? And hasn't Nina Hartley been featured in Milf movies? As far as I know, she doesn't have a kid, or does she?

I think when the term first came out it simply had the word mom in it because chances were, you were telling your friend his mom was hot enough to fuck- which set her apart from other women her age. Nowdays, it a little pointless to say milf since any whore, regardless of age will get fucked. I mean, if a whore is 80 and has a kid with no kids, then she's technically still a milf, but by my definition, she immediately becomes a gilf.

And by the way, this is one hot 80 year old we're talking about here, not your typical run of the mill geriatric.

A matter of tastes perhaps. I can tell that these whores are moms though, the stretch marks are a dead giveaway.