Quote:

---

bish is you bored? you been smokin weed? what the deal son? Its like you there but you aint.

---

Quote:

---

Quote:

---

bish is you bored? you been smokin weed? what the deal son? Its like you there but you aint.

---

Too many hours and not enough koolaid my nigga, but do you want to know whats really buggin' the shit out of me?

---

Quote:

---

but do you want to know whats really buggin' the shit out of me?

---

White bitches.

Quote:

---

Quote:

---

but do you want to know whats really buggin' the shit out of me?

---

White bitches.

---

only one of them

Quote:

---

I remember a time when a pussy like darth would have been crucified on this board. I mean,he would have been drawn and quartered for that avatar alone ,but if arab were around- two or three of those vaginal posts of his, and his legs would be up in the stirrups, his lips would be forced apart with a speculum and the hood would be ripped from his clitoris with pliers. You know like, "Africa's Funniest Female Circumcisions" What happened to those days?

---

Quote:

---

i got only one question? who darth?

---

That's funny...you spent the last 2 months sucking his dick, following his posts when he tried dropping his little threads about me. Then you ran away like a panty bitch when they either backfired on him or got detailed within an hour or so out of sheer boredom.

Think of it, Kwappo the fake black boy from Irwindale suckling off Gary Garver's Jedi schlong. Now, my non-nigga Krapho, I suggest you get back to your whi-bonics lessons, and learn your Wonderbread gang signs--flash a white and a seven-grain if you're from La Habra or two melba toasts if you're tight with the Norco wiggers.

wait a minute... there we go.

---

Quote:

---

10)Reverse Cowgirl 9)Gap Insurance 8)Tailpipe 7)Doggie Anal 6)"Long"Term Financing(you can bet someone is getting fucked...) 5)Spoon 4)Missionary 3)Trunk Release(hate when that happens) 2)Butterfly Nut 1)Tranny

---

Lube job--as in a chassis
Piston [caoh]"pistoning peni"[/caoh]
O-ring compressors--like Sasha Grey's anal warts
Slipping in the clutch
"Reverse Tire Damage" device (like toll booths and/or birth control devices)

Quote:

---

Quote:

---

i got only one question? who darth?

---

That's funny...you spent the last 2 months sucking his dick, following his posts when he tried dropping his little threads about me. Then you ran away like a panty bitch when they either backfired on him or got detailed within an hour or so out of sheer boredom. Think of it, Kwappo the fake black boy from Irwindale suckling off Gary Garver's Jedi schlong. Now, my non-nigga Krapho, I suggest you get back to your whi-bonics lessons, and learn your Wonderbread gang signs--flash a white and a seven-grain if you're from La Habra or two melba toasts if you're tight with the Norco wiggers. wait a minute... there we go.

---

Guapo!!! Stop.... Drop.. and Roll homie!

Quote:

---

I remember a time when a pussy like darth would have been crucified on this board. I mean,he would have been drawn and quartered for that avatar alone ,but if arab were around- two or three of those vaginal posts of his, and his legs would be up in the stirrups, his lips would be forced apart with a speculum and the hood would be ripped from his clitoris with pliers. You know like, "Africa's Funniest Female Circumcisions" What happened to those days?

---

SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote:

---

I remember a time when a pussy like darth would have been crucified on this board. I mean,he would have been drawn and quartered for that avatar alone ,but if arab were around- two or three of those vaginal posts of his, and his legs would be up in the stirrups, his lips would be forced apart with a speculum and the hood would be ripped from his clitoris with pliers. You know like, "Africa's Funniest Female Circumcisions" What happened to those days?

---

He's all yours, homeboy!

Quote:

---

Gunker?

---

No, that OTHER Portland person...