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#277116 - 09/24/07 02:33 PM Camera of Death Vs Elite Facade party
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Yes, Mr Ford delivered the goods and I guess I now have a job to do.

Check them out on Lukeisback.com



Stefani is an attractive whore, and a true credit to American dentistry. She needs to be gag factored immediately.



Ah, Tommy and Ashlynn. Did Tommy want Bree Olsen to go with him and just thought, fuck it, no one will know? And what's with Angry Dude In Background? Is he gonna cut someone?



As Stefani reaches in to her bag to find a spare condom for Belladonna's brother, he suddenly spots Luke and the Camera of Death.



"Do you know where this finger's been Luke? Do you?"



I think if you've got stretch marks all over your tits, you're doing a public service by showing them to the world.



Apparently, the little girl on the right is Candy Heart. I thought someone had stolen her Ewok suit.



This really is a gathering of porn powerhouses. Why haven't these people broken through in to mainstream? It just doesn't make any sense.



Shiny happy people. With nasty tits.



[LukeFord]I feel we have failed Candy Heart[/LukeFord]



Just so we know who we're talking about, this is a shot of Candy from another site.



But with the simple addition of the Camera of Death, a transformation takes place! Anyone else remember a Chevy Chase movie where Dan Ackroyd played a judge with a nose shaped like a cock?



"and your little dog too!"



Nice to know the party catered to all major sexual appetites.



Damn, I wish I was James. I really do. No, I do. Stop laughing at the back. This guy's a player. Unfortunately, no one's told him he's in the wrong game.



Do the words 'Hair Club for Men' mean anything to anyone?



"It's in my haaaaaaaaair!"



So pointy, but still worth banging in the ass till her eyes fall out.



Out on your own tonight Tyler? Okay. Let's gloss over that one.



Jesus, even my grandma could park in that gap.



Ah, millionaire about town, Nick Manning. Is his girlfriend wearing that so that when she gets lost, she can be returned to him?



Yesssss. Nice to see Borgnine out and about. Still miss Airwolf though.



And where Ernest goes, so does this thing.



Alex, I was going to say you could do better....



...then I saw the rack and figured I'd cut you a break.



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#277117 - 09/24/07 03:38 PM Re: Camera of Death Vs Elite Facade party
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Finally!

Gotta say Stefani Morgan is unbelievably beautiful. Those eyes are amazing-- even the COD was no match for her.
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#277118 - 09/24/07 03:47 PM Re: Camera of Death Vs Elite Facade party
Kingfish Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1134
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
Quote:

[LukeFord]I feel we have failed Candy Heart[/LukeFord]




Ex-SNLer Rachel Dratch will be playing her in a movie-of-the-week on Lifetime.




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#277119 - 09/24/07 04:34 PM Re: Camera of Death Vs Elite Facade party
SpongeBub Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
Quote:


Just so we know who we're talking about, this is a shot of Candy from another site.







Admittedly, her nose could use work (maybe that is why she's in porn, kind of like Alicia Allegetti and her teeth) but I find this pic hot. I love blonde haired girls with dark pubes. If I had less class, I'd ask Holly if she falls into this category. But that would be beneath me, of course.

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#277120 - 09/24/07 10:38 PM Re: Camera of Death Vs Elite Facade party
Spunko Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
I'd only seen pictures of Stefani Morgan with bleached out Blond hair. I always thought "meh".

But with new color?


Odd though that seems.
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#277121 - 09/25/07 12:04 AM Re: Camera of Death Vs Elite Facade party
Eminence Front Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Dude, is that Fayner in a wig?


Same cute eyelashes, oh be still my foolish heart


Edited by Eminence Front (09/25/07 12:42 AM)
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#277122 - 09/25/07 09:02 AM Re: Camera of Death Vs Elite Facade party
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Nice Meeth.

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#277123 - 09/25/07 09:32 AM Re: Camera of Death Vs Elite Facade party
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Conky, I see Luke has permalinked to your comments again. Does he have a man-crush on you or does he just think you are unbearably witty?
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#277124 - 09/25/07 10:01 AM Re: Camera of Death Vs Elite Facade party
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Conky, I see Luke has permalinked to your comments again. Does he have a man-crush on you or does he just think you are unbearably witty?




Holy hell, he even quoted YOU commenting on how he quoted Conky! My vote goes for the crush, our little Luke has finally found love again.
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#277125 - 09/25/07 01:03 PM Re: Camera of Death Vs Elite Facade party
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I think I amuse Luke in the same way that insects and small animals amused the young Jeffrey Dahmer.
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#277126 - 09/28/07 01:09 AM Re: Camera of Death Vs Elite Facade party
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]


Stefani 1
Camera of Death 0
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#277127 - 09/28/07 06:13 AM Re: Camera of Death Vs Elite Facade party
xvod Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
Quote:







OK... so how do we recruit more chicks that look like this into the biz?????


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#277128 - 09/29/07 08:07 PM Re: Camera of Death Vs Elite Facade party
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:


Alex, I was going to say you could do better....

...then I saw the rack and figured I'd cut you a break.




I dig her, she is sexy as hell...




..and her rack is touching my logo.

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#277129 - 09/30/07 03:56 PM Re: Camera of Death Vs Elite Facade party
lame or cool Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/21/07
Posts: 69
lame

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