In the short history of mankind we have had many great advancements such as the wheel, the light bulb and of course the auto-mobile, but to this I contend, and dare say, the ultimate of all mankind's testimonial's is something far more simple and comes from the origins of filth...
Ladies and Germs, I give you THE FISHHOOK!

Ultimately the fishhook has hit mainstream, your daughter, wife, mother, son, may even be doing it now!