I am a true captain save-a-ho, and neither of these two even warrants getting fitted for a cape.

First off, NEVER LEND a whore (Stripper, escort, porn chick) Money...thats almost an oxymoronic concept. If you know a whore and she needs money, either get the blow job (with cumplay and swallowing) up front, or just GIVE her the money as a gift. Forget this "LOAN" bullshit, it doesnt work. YOU WILL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN, so either get off right away, or just be a TRUE savior and GIVE it to her. Besides, am I hearing this correctly? the amount of money in question was between 800 and 1000 bucks? Jesus, thats peanuts in the grand scheme of things. Why cause all this embarrasment and brouha over 800 bucks? You are either financially strapped yourself, or simply a stingy, vindictive prick.

But I am not big on this "Pro Bono" work for porn chicks. Pro Boner is more like it...get the blow job first and THEN do the legal work. Trust me....the whores will still think highly of you, you will still be a captain save a ho, and everybody wins.