I know she meant well, and God bless her for trying, but haven't these wounded soldiers seen enough horrors in Iraq? Do they really need to come face to face with Frankenjenna?

She is onto something, though. Why doesn't some bright Porno exec send a few of his best whores on a tour of Walter Reed or other facilities? Lord knows those places are run like shit and the men could use the cheering up? Plus, it may help get the Government off the industry's back. As I recall, Heffner sent some playmates to Vietnam to cheer up the troops and it helped him.