you probably don't want my job unless you hate sleep and love creating huge amounts of words and numbers. then creating 4 permutations of the numbers then making pictures out of them. then creating more words to go with the permutations and pictures. a quarter of the time, i have nothing to say but still need to do this. this is one of those times.

i don't even get to rape madison scott but someone's willing to pay me about the same as it costs to rape her. weird.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits