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#276596 - 09/22/07 06:23 AM
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carry on
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#276597 - 09/22/07 10:36 AM
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carry on
but..... who are most annoying?
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#276598 - 09/22/07 01:14 PM
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Stevie's time in the industry still outshines cocksnot's by quite some margin. If Stevie's fringe, Cocksnot's not even on the same map.
So I'd have to say Rob was infinitely more annoying and way more wannabe.
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#276601 - 09/22/07 02:35 PM
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but both are fags, if you see stevie koala tv is all about naked guys 
And what exactly are you known for besides being another beaner who can't speak english? 
i speak enough english to get you pissed off
if i see you in AEE i gone brake your neck  
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#276602 - 09/22/07 02:54 PM
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#276603 - 09/22/07 03:15 PM
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i speak enough english to get you pissed off
if i see you in AEE i gone brake your neck
Are you flying in or taking the family raft to Vegas?
Brake my neck? You drive an 18 wheeler or something you'll throw me under? Or change your avatar again after you "have ethic" and don't want to get into it with me serving your ass or an aluminum platter?
Ridicule Koala TV all you want; while you sit in your third world shit hole we're signing book deals with the biggest names in the comedy world, getting our stuff played on Howard Stern and raising hell and taking names among a feat of accomplishments, among laughing our asses all the way to the bank.
Don't you have a parade route to go rape some women on?   
no matter what howard stern says you and your tv "crap" are gay...i only give credit for the set who is better than the Office max desks in PTU
the best thing is you don't know me but i know you...its going to be like in jail...a home made knife in your ass, you going to fall in the floor asking:"what... what's happen??? " 
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#276604 - 09/22/07 03:22 PM
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stevie, may i ask why you chose to ruin your future?
as for the longshot thing, you're both short and fat and there are many funny pictures of you naked.
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#276605 - 09/22/07 07:28 PM
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stevie, may i ask why you chose to ruin your future?
because he wanna be the next adult personality like wankus
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#276608 - 09/22/07 11:09 PM
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no matter what howard stern says you and your tv "crap" are gay...i only give credit for the set who is better than the Office max desks in PTU
the best thing is you don't know me but i know you...its going to be like in jail...a home made knife in your ass, you going to fall in the floor asking:"what... what's happen??? "
First "Ginger" from South Park and now PTU? Do you do anything besides watch shitty Comedy Central?
You even THINK about touching me and I'll make sure every piece of shit Minuteman member within an eight hour drive descends upon Vegas and leaves a trail of your pieces back to your third world island home. 
PTU = prime time uncensored
i prefer comedy central than koala-fag tv
minute men are a lot of crappy old undercover fags that only thing they gonna do is fuck your ginger asshole and practice self-sucking with you
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#276610 - 09/22/07 11:17 PM
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YAWN...your jokes get shittier, by the minute Chode-A!
im not joking i only telling the true
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#276611 - 09/22/07 11:19 PM
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#276612 - 09/22/07 11:19 PM
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stevie, may i ask why you chose to ruin your future?
as for the longshot thing, you're both short and fat and there are many funny pictures of you naked.
Really, among with world of Vince Voyeur, Brandon Iron, Jules Jordan, and uber midget Tee Real, and futher more considering that 90% of the porn guys are under 5'6, you think my 70 inches is *that* bad on the short side?
all those you mention are pornstars ...
are you a pornstar?????
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#276614 - 09/22/07 11:28 PM
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Stevie's time in the industry still outshines cocksnot's by quite some margin. If Stevie's fringe, Cocksnot's not even on the same map.
So I'd have to say Rob was infinitely more annoying and way more wannabe.
I'm with Conky. Stevie may get long winded at times, but I have yet to see him whining or having a meltdown.
Having said that, I really miss H2C and the old west saloon type fights you guys used to have. That's one of the main reasons I joined. This just ain't up to snuff. Just sayin'.
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#276615 - 09/23/07 12:48 AM
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um regardless , "Are you flying in or taking the family raft to Vegas?"
is funny
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#276617 - 09/23/07 10:51 PM
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no, he's ruined his future. ucsd is one of those schools where you're probably not going to be shut out from many careers although you're not worth a look at the places where the signing bonuses exceed your total compensation. that is, your compensation three years down the road.
but yes, you can go to law school. i'm sure med/dental school happens for a few. many get MA's, some progress further. some start companies, some do good things. you're in no way precluded from living, thriving and simply living a life filled with success.
but THIS IS GOING TO COUNT. GOOGLE WILL HAUNT YOU. THERE ARE PICTURES OF YOUR PENIS OUT THERE. THAT'S LESS OF PROBLEM THAN PEOPLE REALIZING YOU THINK IT'S NORMAL TO BE UGLY AND SHOW YOUR SMALL PENIS OFF. YOU'RE ADVERSERIAL AND YOU'RE ADVERSERIAL TO VERY DUMB PEOPLE ABOUT VERY DUMB THINGS.
THIS WILL HAUNT YOU.
you can go to law school. you can do anything, you're not stupid. but jesus fucking christ, decorum counts unless you're starting some wrestling league or porn company which don't seem to be in your future. good luck and god speed.
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#276618 - 09/23/07 11:09 PM
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no, he's ruined his future. ucsd is one of those schools where you're probably not going to be shut out from many careers although you're not worth a look at the places where the signing bonuses exceed your total compensation. that is, your compensation three years down the road.
but yes, you can go to law school. i'm sure med/dental school happens for a few. many get MA's, some progress further. some start companies, some do good things. you're in no way precluded from living, thriving and simply living a life filled with success.
but THIS IS GOING TO COUNT. GOOGLE WILL HAUNT YOU. THERE ARE PICTURES OF YOUR PENIS OUT THERE. THAT'S LESS OF PROBLEM THAN PEOPLE REALIZING YOU THINK IT'S NORMAL TO BE UGLY AND SHOW YOUR SMALL PENIS OFF. YOU'RE ADVERSERIAL AND YOU'RE ADVERSERIAL TO VERY DUMB PEOPLE ABOUT VERY DUMB THINGS.
THIS WILL HAUNT YOU.
you can go to law school. you can do anything, you're not stupid. but jesus fucking christ, decorum counts unless you're starting some wrestling league or porn company which don't seem to be in your future. good luck and god speed.
Or when Wankus dies by overdose Stivie can be his successor and be the next "adult personality"
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#276620 - 09/23/07 11:21 PM
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THIS WILL HAUNT YOU.
What? Looking like a broke ass Conan O'Brien.
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#276621 - 09/23/07 11:34 PM
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i juts peed in a beere bottle
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#276623 - 09/23/07 11:51 PM
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okay can i be the first to say(as horrible as my life has become apparently ive seen this guys dick by accident), hes not that small, we are not talking legendary but lets be honest people, and jamesn i assume you are independently employed, but he seems articulate enough and has a resume, i have to assume his real name isnt stevie he cant be that dumb, so as a guy with an undergrad degree in a non specified field nor a hard science, i dont think xxxporntalk with all its 400 people a day in traffic is gonna hurt him, his real problem is hes a fucking commie ginger and his people are like the plague.
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#276624 - 09/24/07 12:08 AM
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#276625 - 09/24/07 12:14 AM
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i'm allowed to bastardize the english language however i see fit. i don't know anyone who went there, but it was one of the safeties they'd throw out for the bottom 50% of my graduating class like hamilton or skidmore. it's not like your life was over at 18. you chose to end it at a more advanced and supposedly mature age. i'd think you'd be smart enough to realize you're physically ill-suited for porn which doesn't there's anything physically wrong with you.
you just fucked yourself for life and i'm baffled. if you applied to my firm or signifigantly lesser ones, they'd see the headlines and they wouldn't be impressed. clients and patients do NOT want to pay someone who does that. people do NOT want to do business with someone who does that. banks do NOT want to lend to someone who does that. luxury apartments will even find your naked pictures and they will NOT be amused.
decorum, decorum, decorum. you're going to have to work very hard to redeem yourself if you ever choose to go white collar. if your facebook page is in bad taste, we find it and your dreams go into the "shred" pile. you may have different goals, but good luck getting it by any kind of real recruiting.
oh, and my missives are transcendent, don't ever correct me unless you're some assistant who serves no purpose BUT to make niggardly alterations to the shit i don't care about.
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#276626 - 09/24/07 12:31 AM
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significantly???????????
stop shattering all my illusions jamesn
also jamesn, can i start calling you raymesn, or if you were a fast food item, would you possibly be a ramous bowl from kfc??
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#276627 - 09/24/07 02:14 AM
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#276628 - 09/24/07 02:32 AM
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you probably don't want my job unless you hate sleep and love creating huge amounts of words and numbers. then creating 4 permutations of the numbers then making pictures out of them. then creating more words to go with the permutations and pictures. a quarter of the time, i have nothing to say but still need to do this. this is one of those times.
i don't even get to rape madison scott but someone's willing to pay me about the same as it costs to rape her. weird.
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#276629 - 09/24/07 03:02 AM
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ba from harvard, mald from the fletcher school of law and diplomacy(half IR, half econ). i consult at a place you couldn't get an interview at unless you've excelled at stanford, cal, or caltech. we don't recruit on your campus, so don't worry about what firm i work for. i'm a few years older than you and if i decide to be a fuckup, it's too expensive to replace me. but i'm not dumb enough to get naked on the internet and embarass myself to as large and audience as i can find.
you're a man-child. the wrestling, the star wars, etc. really just make you look like a child who likes tits and dicks and your invectives against those trying to take your toys and tits away are immediately discredited by the stupid ways you go about them. latching onto mary carey is about the saddest way to effect change. grow up, make grown-up friends with some influence and until then, shut the fuck up. you're just loud and impotent.
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#276630 - 09/24/07 06:50 AM
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i tried to delete the penultimate post but time=expired. it seemed too obnoxious. anyhow, mine's bigger than yours mr.york.
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#276632 - 09/24/07 11:01 AM
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i hate dropping the alma but i'm sooooo sick of pretense, gayness, and wrestling. mary carey's roadie speaking in that manner made me slip, won't happen again for a while. i feel dirty. better than stevie, but dirty for explaining why.
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#276633 - 09/24/07 11:11 AM
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you're just loud and impotent.
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#276634 - 09/24/07 11:55 AM
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ba from harvard, mald from the fletcher school of law and diplomacy(half IR, half econ). i consult at a place you couldn't get an interview at unless you've excelled at stanford, cal, or caltech. we don't recruit on your campus, so don't worry about what firm i work for.
Yeah, because I'd never get a job there is why you don't say, chicken shit. Why? Would your bosses be mad to know you're on here giving some anonymous advice you want taken as gospel? What field is it even in? Now you're ashamed to drop your alma? Why even go to school if you're not going to brag?
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you're a man-child.
Hey, I've never denied it. I'm 24; really not that far from childhood. Things are really different with the "toys" and the "gayness" in the 18-25 generation you know. I personally blame He-Man.
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the wrestling,
Haven't actively watched it or done it since junior year of high school...but since you say...
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the star wars,
Which I sold most of a few months back for a nice mid-five figures. Yeah, this *exact* figure was mine until four months ago...weird having some little lame toy worth what most people in the third world make in ten years.
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latching onto mary carey is about the saddest way to effect change.
Uh, I never latched onto her. I offered to organize a number of events during the '06 election season after those idiots at Free Speech Coalition blew me off and she took me up on the offer for the work I'd already done. I walked away with her owing me $600 and wrote it off; it was her loss considering I arranged her a whole wave of publicity (that she lives for) that she wasn't going to get otherwise.
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you're just loud and impotent.
Don't deny the first, doubt the second. 
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trying to take your toys and tits away are immediately discredited by the stupid ways you go about them.
Dude, its a fucking bukakke porn board, what the fuck do you expect? I'm used to drawing dirty cartoons and writing shit like Jizzlam. Stop taking yourself so fucking seriously. 
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#276636 - 09/24/07 12:14 PM
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ba from harvard, mald from the fletcher school of law and diplomacy(half IR, half econ). i consult at a place you couldn't get an interview at unless you've excelled at stanford, cal, or caltech. we don't recruit on your campus, so don't worry about what firm i work for.
Yeah, because I'd never get a job there is why you don't say, chicken shit. Why? Would your bosses be mad to know you're on here giving some anonymous advice you want taken as gospel? What field is it even in? Now you're ashamed to drop your alma? Why even go to school if you're not going to brag?
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you're a man-child.
Hey, I've never denied it. I'm 24; really not that far from childhood. Things are really different with the "toys" and the "gayness" in the 18-25 generation you know. I personally blame He-Man.
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the wrestling,
Haven't actively watched it or done it since junior year of high school...but since you say...
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the star wars,
Which I sold most of a few months back for a nice mid-five figures. Yeah, this *exact* figure was mine until four months ago...weird having some little lame toy worth what most people in the third world make in ten years.
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latching onto mary carey is about the saddest way to effect change.
Uh, I never latched onto her. I offered to organize a number of events during the '06 election season after those idiots at Free Speech Coalition blew me off and she took me up on the offer for the work I'd already done. I walked away with her owing me $600 and wrote it off; it was her loss considering I arranged her a whole wave of publicity (that she lives for) that she wasn't going to get otherwise.
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you're just loud and impotent.
Don't deny the first, doubt the second.
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trying to take your toys and tits away are immediately discredited by the stupid ways you go about them.
Dude, its a fucking bukakke porn board, what the fuck do you expect? I'm used to drawing dirty cartoons and writing shit like Jizzlam. Stop taking yourself so fucking seriously.
all i ever see is you taking yourself too seriously. think about it, most of your posts are to the effect of WARNING! FUCK (insert something nobody cares about) using at least 25% caps and yelling something. nobody cares about the fsc, what you think of the fsc, or what you're angry about. you're never funny and bukkake boards are for being funny. i'm 3 years older than you, i'd rather post about raccoons and aids, but you ruin fun. at least i can take solace that my property taxes exceed what you make as a fatgirlroadie.
if i'm ever on tv for free, it'll be some unflattering thing about ruining some pensioners lives in 20 years while my severance pay causes moral outrage.
maybe, just maybe, i'll find a creative way to downsize you or one of your parents.
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#276638 - 09/24/07 12:31 PM
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pays the bills, keeps some companies alive. i sleep at night.
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#276641 - 09/24/07 01:52 PM
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so what? elg has at least provided the board with entertainment in the form of a classic flamewar with have2cit. search, read, enjoy. i'd rank a public stoning first, have2 vs elg second, and the pictures of your longshotbody and 5" penis a distant third in terms of cool things to observe.
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#276643 - 09/24/07 02:40 PM
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your penis is small and your body is like an ewok, all i'm saying is you're longshot version 3
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