i'm allowed to bastardize the english language however i see fit. i don't know anyone who went there, but it was one of the safeties they'd throw out for the bottom 50% of my graduating class like hamilton or skidmore. it's not like your life was over at 18. you chose to end it at a more advanced and supposedly mature age. i'd think you'd be smart enough to realize you're physically ill-suited for porn which doesn't there's anything physically wrong with you.


you just fucked yourself for life and i'm baffled. if you applied to my firm or signifigantly lesser ones, they'd see the headlines and they wouldn't be impressed. clients and patients do NOT want to pay someone who does that. people do NOT want to do business with someone who does that. banks do NOT want to lend to someone who does that. luxury apartments will even find your naked pictures and they will NOT be amused.

decorum, decorum, decorum. you're going to have to work very hard to redeem yourself if you ever choose to go white collar. if your facebook page is in bad taste, we find it and your dreams go into the "shred" pile. you may have different goals, but good luck getting it by any kind of real recruiting.

oh, and my missives are transcendent, don't ever correct me unless you're some assistant who serves no purpose BUT to make niggardly alterations to the shit i don't care about.