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#27645 - 05/23/04 06:25 PM anybody ever try a fleshlight?
Lurid1 Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
they're damn tempting cuz they don't bitch...

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#27646 - 05/23/04 06:33 PM Re: anybody ever try a fleshlight?
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I'd never heard of them. Funny shit.

pussy

mouth

butt

non-descript ?!?
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#27647 - 05/24/04 07:46 AM Re: anybody ever try a fleshlight?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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I think I would be worried about grabing for it in a blackout.
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#27648 - 05/24/04 07:52 AM Re: anybody ever try a fleshlight?
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Yeah, like walking around the house bumping into furniture with that motherfucker dripping spunk instead of light.
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#27649 - 05/24/04 08:16 AM Re: anybody ever try a fleshlight?
PHATBOY Offline
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Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
No! I said "Get me a Bud Light" not a "Butt Light"
Seriously, I would try one but my cock is so thick it wont fit in one. Bummer

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#27650 - 05/25/04 12:55 PM Re: anybody ever try a fleshlight?
Pericles Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
Yes, I have for years. They're great because they feel good (better than the old boring hand), and when you're done you can just through it in the corner and not have to hear it bitch, make it breakfast, or give it two bux to take the bus home.

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#27651 - 05/25/04 12:58 PM Re: anybody ever try a fleshlight?
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Uh, how do you clean it?
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#27652 - 05/25/04 01:05 PM Re: anybody ever try a fleshlight?
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
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Stick a straw in the hole and suck.
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#27653 - 05/25/04 01:15 PM Re: anybody ever try a fleshlight?
zenman Offline
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#27654 - 05/25/04 05:41 PM Re: anybody ever try a fleshlight?
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

Stick a straw in the hole and suck.





No, you get a ho' to do that.
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#27655 - 05/25/04 08:33 PM Re: anybody ever try a fleshlight?
Red Light Misfit Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 848
What the hell is that non descript one supposed to be? It looks like the slot on a piggy bank.

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#27656 - 05/26/04 12:37 AM Re: anybody ever try a fleshlight?
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

What the hell is that non descript one supposed to be?




A navel.

Heck, they even have a video on how to use it!

http://sexfantasyzone.com/stream/video/howtofleshlight.zip

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