Jim Powers, Max Hardcore, and Frank Wank to Appear on Howard Stern
Check it out on Sirius Satellite Radio Monday, September 24th!
September 21, 2007

Chatsworth, CA – Fans of hardcore stroke material across the country should ready themselves for a special treat this coming Monday, September 24th. JM Productions is sending a twisted trio of directors including AVN’s reigning Director of the Year Jim Powers, world famous purveyor of filth Max Hardcore, and Pariah Pictures’ super pimp Frank Wank to New York City to appear on The Howard Stern Show on Sirius Satellite Radio.

The perverted trio will participate in a segment on the show that will feature a young woman who is considering becoming a porn whore. They will of no doubt be a valuable resource to her as she tries of ascertain what to expect in her career as a human cumbucket.

“Obviously Stern’s show is used to more than its fair share of controversial topics and outrageous guests,” explains JM Productions publicist Tony Malice, “But it’s my guess this is the largest assortment of degenerates they’ve had on in a long while. It’s really going to be something to hear.”

Jim Powers, for one, couldn’t be more pleased to have been invited on the show. “I finally feel like I’m getting the recognition that I deserve,” explains the veteran JM director, “Finally all my work in getting women to spray fluorescent green milk enemas out of their asses has finally paid off. I may actually die a household name after all.”

Max Hardcore, always the consummate showman, is absolutely thrilled and will no doubt be a dominant presence on the show. “I really hope the girl they want us to convince to do porn is a little 90lb fuckhole,” explains Max, “If so, I’m gonna take her back to my hotel room to defile her shaved slit and make her drink my cum out of her shitpipe. Now that’s cute. Real cute.”

Frank Wank, while excited to be on Stern, is perhaps a little more subdued with his enthusiasm. “I’ve always shied away from the limelight a little bit,” admits Wank, “I prefer to stay close to home and bang black hookers. But maybe this fifteen minutes of fame will give me enough street cred to upgrade to Puerto Ricans.”

Porn fans are encouraged to tune into The Howard Stern Show on Sirius Satellite Radio on the morning of Monday, September 24th for what will undoubtedly be an extremely memorable event. Visit JM’s website at JerkOffZone.com today to order videos and DVDs by these three visionary directors today!

This is the equivalent of planetary alignment. I expect a plague of locusts and the end of the world shortly after the close of the show.