i think it's hilarious watching the cowboys rope baby cows on espn2 at 2am.

i think it would be more hilariious if you put a naked porn actress in a pen then had a man in a ten-gallon hat sitting on a horse run her down, lasso her, jump off the horse and truss her. i'm sure you could work loving, pornographic sex into this scenario, please make this happen.

I bet Cheyenne Silver would be down for it!

Max could use a piss lariat. I recommend the girls are branded afterwards too, to mark them out to the rest of the herd.

I love the premise of what you're describing. I think electric cattle prods must be used at some point during the competition in order to make it fun for the whole family to watch.

I love this idea.. livestock vs deadstock.
Take it a step further..longhorns meat(spelled correctly)blistered sockets.
I'm no pornographer but the stroke value is high here.

As a throw away..this thread Click somewhat touches on this idea.

Instead of a one on one gang bang.. I suggest using mma fighters. First dude choke slams the whore..hammers the random orifice for a tap out..next stuntcock moves in..pummels the whore. Maybe if the whore is quick on her back she can make it to the ropes and tap in a different seed sucker.
At the end of the scene or the bts bitches have mushroom shaped bruises covering their bodies and hold ice packs on their herpe sores.

id rather watch swac conference black womens collegiate bowling on espnu


oh and yes its real, and yes its hilarious