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#276141 - 09/19/07 07:47 PM Lies!
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I believe in karma(Ive seen it in action) Since I dont want anyone lying to me,I will tell the truth even when there may be a price to pay for doing so. Since I know that I am far from perfect admitting mistakes relieves me from the burden of pretending to be and has the side effect of making me avoid behavior that I would be unwilling to answer for later.Not really giving a fuck what others think about what ever I have to do makes my life pretty simple and an open book. I also do my best to do what I say I will do combined with trusting others which I would hope allows others to trust me. Now dont get me wrong, there are times I believe its in order to lie. There are some folks who will leave you no choice but to answer questions that are none of their fucking business to begin with,like bosses and the police of course.ie; during a bullshit routine stop any lie you tell about what may be in your car should be protected by your constitutional rights and if I need a day off of work and the only acceptable reason is illness than fuck it I am sick but outside of that if you have no causal affect in my life then you would have to percieve yourself as quite important to think I would even bother to lie to you.In relationships I always trust blindly(since I have no reason not to) in hopes that my mate will share my view on trust and truth. But if you give me a reason not to trust you afterwards I find that I can not go back to doing so and know that without trust I cant be happy. Yet invariably I find myself imvolved with chicks that will lie quicker than Rod Fontana will drink piss. In my never ending quest to better myself and have better relationships,its time I ask; am I just choosing badly or am I in some way facilatating the lying by trusting blindly thereby misleading women into believing the can tell me anything? Come on folks chime in here, ladies in particular.A little help here? (shit,what has my life come to when I am asking for help in the cage?)(I just thought that right?I didnt actually type it right?)
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#276142 - 09/19/07 08:52 PM Re: Lies!
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I don't think lying is limited to the domain of women or the subset we call "whores".

One of my favorite lines is from a bad movie called "Up the Creek" when the male lead is asked if he was lying to the female costar he said:

"I'm a guy. Of course I'd lie to you."


Humans are generally not truthful or trustworthy. They lie and fail to live up to trust every day.

That's why the quest to find the rare someone to trust is so alluring ... and riddled with ultimate failure.

Even if someone is truthful and trustworthy today, how will s/he be a month, a year, 10 years from now?

Will you be?

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#276143 - 09/19/07 09:31 PM Re: Lies!
GUAPO Offline
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Bish what it do my nigga? Anyway Rob fontana drink piss? Is it alcoholic piss or just straight virgin piss? by the way when we gonna break bread and drink from the fountain of grape alcholic koolie and discuss the bitches who ruin niggas lives.


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#276144 - 09/19/07 11:26 PM Re: Lies!
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Quote:



One of my favorite lines is from a bad movie called "Up the Creek"




A highly underated 80's comedy.

:thumbsup: to Lobotomy U.
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#276145 - 09/20/07 12:14 AM Re: Lies!
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 103
Loc: Skid Row, LA
Dude, that is why I don't date. I feel your pain.

Why do chicks lie? Because they can't handle the truth. I never lied, I just avoided most of the obstacles I saw coming by dumping the dude first or just ignoring shit till it didn't work anymore. Its only now in my 30's can I tactfully or truthfully without padding, say no.

Try a fuck buddy, and keep it on the downlow. No promises, no expectations, and with no return on an investment that can't go wrong. It works till it doesn't... but then move on. Liberating. I dated a married guy for a short period of time. The whole don't ask don't tell about each others lives was awesome. A "civilian" is never going to understand the porn world. Me, never having been married would never understand a wife that doesn't want to put out, and frankly I don't want to hear the drama. First date was a "hey, even though I get tested, I might expose you to an STD even with a condom" and "hey, she never touched me for insane number of x years after she had a kid." The loose relationship worked till it didn't, and then life was simple again.

Life on a different day will be different. Just wait, and watch it happen.
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#276146 - 09/20/07 06:54 AM Re: Lies!
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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(shit,what has my life come to when I am asking for help in the cage?)




I don't know but whatever it is one of the symptoms seems to be a failure to form new paragraphs. I can't figure out if your literature idol is Hemingway or Da Burglar.
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#276147 - 09/20/07 09:47 AM Re: Lies!
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Quote:

Quote:

(shit,what has my life come to when I am asking for help in the cage?)


I don't know but whatever it is one of the symptoms seems to be a failure to form new paragraphs. I can't figure out if your literature idol is Hemingway or Da Burglar.


since you registered this year you havent been around long enough to know that I could give a fuck about post format but only that I am able to get my thoughts across in whatever limited time I have to do so. However I do manage to stay on topic when I post but since we are off-topic, which hand do you jack off with between english classes? And when your mother comes down to the basement to do your laundry does she ignore you? Just curious
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#276148 - 09/20/07 10:14 AM Re: Lies!
NorthStar Offline
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Registered: 12/16/05
Posts: 5
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Dude, that is why I don't date. I feel your pain.

Why do chicks lie? Because they can't handle the truth. I never lied, I just avoided most of the obstacles I saw coming by dumping the dude first or just ignoring shit till it didn't work anymore. Its only now in my 30's can I tactfully or truthfully without padding, say no.

Try a fuck buddy, and keep it on the downlow. No promises, no expectations, and with no return on an investment that can't go wrong. It works till it doesn't... but then move on. Liberating. I dated a married guy for a short period of time. The whole don't ask don't tell about each others lives was awesome. A "civilian" is never going to understand the porn world. Me, never having been married would never understand a wife that doesn't want to put out, and frankly I don't want to hear the drama. First date was a "hey, even though I get tested, I might expose you to an STD even with a condom" and "hey, she never touched me for insane number of x years after she had a kid." The loose relationship worked till it didn't, and then life was simple again.

Life on a different day will be different. Just wait, and watch it happen.





Michelle, That was perfect. I love the attitude and outlook. I knew I liked you for a reason.

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#276149 - 09/20/07 10:37 AM Re: Lies!
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Bish: the best advice I can give you is not to jump into any relationship quickly. That's the worst thing you can do- because all you'll discover is something you don't like about the bitch. Like 2 weeks living with her after you've declared to the world you love her, you realize she sleeps with her mouth open, has dragon breath and laughs with an open mouth full of food.

You will also have to compromise a lot. Most women just look good on the exterior, but inside they're either bitchy, talkative, loud, gossipy, materialistic, baggage ridden whatever. You should take time to weed these out until you find someone you can trust enough to date. You should just be patient- if you think you've found a good woman find a reason to doubt her. Any good woman is worth the wait. And always use your intuition- it's the only way you'll know whether someone is good enough to date.

I wouldn't recommend a fuck buddy as someone else suggested. This will either only make you less trust worthy of people or make you fall for the wrong kind of chick; either that or you're not the only pal she's fscking which really just brings you full circle to square one. If anything, get a woman whose down with having an open relationship or get one you can keep on lock.

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#276150 - 09/20/07 11:03 AM Re: Lies!
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

(shit,what has my life come to when I am asking for help in the cage?)


I don't know but whatever it is one of the symptoms seems to be a failure to form new paragraphs. I can't figure out if your literature idol is Hemingway or Da Burglar.


since you registered this year you havent been around long enough to know that I could give a fuck about post format but only that I am able to get my thoughts across in whatever limited time I have to do so. However I do manage to stay on topic when I post but since we are off-topic, which hand do you jack off with between english classes? And when your mother comes down to the basement to do your laundry does she ignore you? Just curious




Ahh, vintage Bish. (BTW, I'm no longer selling cars)

Pardon his interuption, Bish, but he's one of the ADT double dippers. Ya know, the educated, civilized types that frequent that joint.

BTW, Heir Loop speaks the truth! A good woman is worth the wait. I'm still waiting, which is why men have whores, one-night stands & booty calls available to them at the drop of a dime with the right personality.
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#276151 - 09/20/07 12:26 PM Re: Lies!
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Damnit, Bishop, from all your previous posts here I'd developed respect for you. And now I find out you're just a victim?

Ditch that mentality, buy yourself a gun and a copy of Chico Wang's forthcoming self-help book "Pistol Whip Her Happy".
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#276152 - 09/20/07 12:46 PM Re: Lies!
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#276153 - 09/20/07 12:49 PM Re: Lies!
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
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Damnit, Bishop, from all your previous posts here I'd developed respect for you. And now I find out your just a victim? Ditch that mentality, buy yourself a gun and a copy of Chico Wang's forthcoming self-help book "Pistol Whip Her Happy".


Sorry gang, this post must have had the wrong tone. I am not in anyway a victim nor has this chick ruined me. I actually consider her actions a favor considering that she obviously approaches relationships from a different perspective mine. Its also good that she showed me that before I married her(which would have nodoubt resulted in divorce number two)Plus fucking Albuquerque sucks and I am selling a lot more cars back east,so dont get me wrong-this is all good. I'm just tired of repeating this cycle and wondering whats gotta change. There is also alot to be said for being a single ex-porn performer.
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#276154 - 09/20/07 01:48 PM Re: Lies!
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
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What did she lie about?

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#276155 - 09/20/07 02:27 PM Re: Lies!
Bishop Offline
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What did she lie about?


Something that she could have told the truth about and I would not have looked at her any differently,but the fact that she chose to lie was likely because she had more to hide. Also didnt help that I knew she was lying while she was doing it, told her that she was lying and offered her an opportunity to come clean and she rode the lie down like the hindenburg.... Ceara... how are YOU doooiin!?
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#276156 - 09/20/07 05:35 PM Re: Lies!
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she rode the lie down like the hindenburg



You just described 96% of all porn whores...

"Oh, the humanity!"

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#276157 - 09/20/07 05:58 PM Re: Lies!
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....yeah but she is a civilian...no excuse and porn chicks get a bad rap sometimes .I've met plenty of them that were open and honest in their dealings with me... Gen, Kami, Courtney, Adina Jewel,Summer Luv just to name a few off the top......
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#276158 - 09/20/07 06:06 PM Re: Lies!
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Registered: 08/26/03
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....yeah but she is a civilian...no excuse and porn chicks get a bad rap sometimes .I've met plenty of them that were open and honest in their dealings with me... Gen, Kami, Courtney, Adina Jewel,Summer Luv just to name a few off the top......




Jesus Christ what kind of fucking pimp are you? Hit her with your fucking shoe, Ike Turner style.
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#276159 - 09/20/07 06:29 PM Re: Lies!
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I dont know if you are talking to Chico too much or maybe I dont often enough but I sense... a disturbance in the force...
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#276160 - 09/20/07 07:19 PM Re: Lies!
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
ok....female chiming in and help me out here if I don't make my point or answer the question well.....(next door neighbor invited me over for mojitos......before the WI winter sets in)

Ok.....All chicks lie....some lies keep the peace.....(did you pay that bill? how much did those shoes cost? will dinner be ready when I get home? yes your dick is big enough.......not tonight I have a headache? yes I am taking my pills correctly)....

and other lies may be rooted in the fact that we are lying to ourselves.......(I can quit anytime I want! trust me..if I was hungry I would eat....of course if you don't quit your job to go back to school I will financially support you!)

other lies lead in to more serious stuff that make and depending on the lie....you could either be dealing with someone who may not know what it takes to keep a man around......or simply be willing to give that much of themselves in a relationship.......

my opinion....all lies are not created equal and it depends on the nature of the lie....the first set can be easily overlooked....the second...depending on the nature of the subject matter may have to be examined as well....my opinion that only comes with getting to know a person..

not sure I answered your question......but until I sober up...it may have to do.....1st period is 7:30am so I have to start the sobering process now.
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#276161 - 09/20/07 08:05 PM Re: Lies!
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See now we are getting somewhere! This is the kind of shit I need to know. I may have had unreal expectations on every woman that I ever wanted to have more than sex with...but riddle me this drunkwoman. WHY in the fuck do women go on and on about honesty when they obviously dont always like an honest answer and may be genetically incapable of giving one. Help me with that shit and we may get to the root....lastly I have dated women that seemed capable of truth in my younger days,before I could appreciate a good woman. They are few and far between. ps. I cannot drink on work nights either.. how do you pull that shit off? Hangovers make me antisocial(not good for customer relations)
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#276162 - 09/20/07 08:54 PM Re: Lies!
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Its bed time on the east coast but I want to thank all but one of you for your help... (if I dont tell you when to pull the fries up,dont tell me how to post) The guys all gave great advice,but the chicks gave me insight. My only concern now is that from what I gather finding a soldier to stand beside me whom I can come home to and not have to deal with the constant barrage of attacks and bullshit in the outside world, whom I can love and have her love me in return, take at her word and, whom I can be willing to lay down my life to protect her and show my son how to have a good relationship is going to be a daunting task......if possible at all. When I feel like I cant trust someone who is close enough to me to hurt me I feel as if I am in danger (side effect of my marriage).If I am willing to do all that forever why is fucking honesty too much to ask in return? Shit, I cook she couldnt even handle that....I hope they were just losers. There have to be some women left who live in a way that they can be trusted.....
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#276163 - 09/21/07 12:08 AM Re: Lies!
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
1) Trust your feelings.
2) In every relationship you must learn to negotiate and compromise. If you're not prepared to negotiate, the relationship can't last.
3) Every conflict is a test. If you manage to resolve a conflict your bond will be stronger. Trust grows.
4) Lies. Some people are living lies. They're pretty much dead inside. But it doesn't sound like you would be attracted to such a woman.
5) Men and women think, feel and communicate differently. Most of the time between couples is spent trying to resolve misunderstandings (or so-called lies). Guys usually want to focus on one issue while women see everything connected.

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#276164 - 09/21/07 09:24 AM Re: Lies!
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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5) Men and women think, feel and communicate differently.





Just wondering Vanessa, Do you feel that you communicate as a man or a woman?
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#276165 - 09/21/07 02:35 PM Re: Lies!
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
ok...currently sober but did teach 1st period with a slight hangover.....

most women do want honesty in their relationships.....but unfortunately as women get older...women just like men come with a certain amount of say......baggage.....which makes it difficult for them/us to truly open up until we are 100% sure that the truth won't send you packing and running.....so oftentimes the lie becomes the front

assuming the lie is not one of those non negotiable lies....it takes time to break that wall down to really get to the truth and heart of a woman
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#276166 - 09/21/07 02:44 PM Re: Lies!
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Bishop, my experience leads me to suggest lying your ass off and telling her exactly what she wants to hear. In the meantime, you set up another honey in a town several hundred miles away.

A relationship is only as good as its escape route.

Just sayin'.
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#276167 - 09/27/07 08:41 PM Re: Lies!
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1) Trust your feelings. 2) In every relationship you must learn to negotiate and compromise. If you're not prepared to negotiate, the relationship can't last. 3) Every conflict is a test. If you manage to resolve a conflict your bond will be stronger. Trust grows. 4) Lies. Some people are living lies. They're pretty much dead inside. But it doesn't sound like you would be attracted to such a woman. 5) Men and women think, feel and communicate differently. Most of the time between couples is spent trying to resolve misunderstandings (or so-called lies). Guys usually want to focus on one issue while women see everything connected.


If you fire a 12 gauge into the void where your cock used to be on the 25th of the month, you will have a bloody pussy, just like a real girl! You dont have to thank me, just enjoy the femininity...
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#276168 - 09/27/07 08:51 PM Re: Lies!
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Registered: 07/17/07
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Van says he stills has his cock. So this 12-gauge idea is really the operation he's dreamed about.
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#276169 - 09/27/07 09:17 PM Re: Lies!
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Christ the King on a skateboard!!! I should have done some lurking before I came back here! Is there anything else going on around here I need to be aware of?(flashback to age 17 when after one of my singing telegram gigs I stopped off to meet some friends at phillys' Belmont plateau still dressed in my Mickey Mouse suit from the job... Girls dug it and random chicks came up to hug "Mickey".I didnt notice that one girl was larger than the others as the eye holes in the giant head were mis- aligned. As the big girl wrapped "her" arms around me I heard the screams "No Mickey!!!".... too late... and I could feel its package against my leg...) Swallowing back the vomit in my throat I must say, it doesnt always help to share. I dont feel any better about that incident than I did when it happened twenty years ago
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#276170 - 09/28/07 01:47 AM Re: Lies!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Christ the King on a skateboard!!! I should have done some lurking before I came back here! Is there anything else going on around here I need to be aware of?(flashback to age 17 when after one of my singing telegram gigs I stopped off to meet some friends at phillys' Belmont plateau still dressed in my Mickey Mouse suit from the job... Girls dug it and random chicks came up to hug "Mickey".I didnt notice that one girl was larger than the others as the eye holes in the giant head were mis- aligned. As the big girl wrapped "her" arms around me I heard the screams "No Mickey!!!".... too late... and I could feel its package against my leg...) Swallowing back the vomit in my throat I must say, it doesnt always help to share. I dont feel any better about that incident than I did when it happened twenty years ago




It was Vanessa that lied to you, wasn't it????

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#276171 - 09/28/07 06:41 AM Re: Lies!
Bishop Offline
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vannessa is lying to everyone!!!
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#276172 - 09/28/07 06:52 AM Re: Lies!
ChuckSpears Offline
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Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Bishop my man. Tears me up inside to see you keyed up over some ho who wronged you but remember bitches are like busses. There's another one every 10 minutes.

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