well, there might be a couple of ways to celebrate pirate day, according to urbandictionary.com:
pirate fuck fuck her hard in the ass, pull it out,
cum in her eye then kick her in the
shin.
pirate eye ejaculate on someone's eye while they
sleep. when they wake, the cum will
have dried up, making it impossible to
open that eye, like a cum eye patch.
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edited because i typed "...kick her in the eye" by accident. oops.