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#275974 - 09/18/07 10:23 PM Talk like a Pirate Day is Gay
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	and it is toooooday!!!! He's got a little captain in him... _________________________
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#275975 - 09/18/07 11:04 PM Re: Talk like a Pirate Day is Gay
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Did anyone hear about the new pirate movie thats coming out?? I think its rated ARRRR.
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#275976 - 09/19/07 02:27 AM Re: Talk like a Pirate Day is Gay
ChuckSpears AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 11/01/05 Posts: 537 Loc: Holly Randall's garden	Madison scott said this thread raped her.
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#275977 - 09/19/07 05:28 AM Re: Talk like a Pirate Day is Gay
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Pirates of the Caribbean sucks, the Pittsburgh Pirates suck, real pirates suck, parrots/peglegs/eye patches/the letter "R" all suck. If I log on to MySpace, and have to see one more douchebag 30 year old guy wearing eyeliner, and a bandanna, scampering around, I'm gonna go postal. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#275978 - 09/19/07 07:12 AM Re: Talk like a Pirate Day is Gay
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	well, there might be a couple of ways to celebrate pirate day, according to urbandictionary.com: pirate fuck fuck her hard in the ass, pull it out, cum in her eye then kick her in the shin. pirate eye ejaculate on someone's eye while they sleep. when they wake, the cum will have dried up, making it impossible to open that eye, like a cum eye patch. *edited because i typed "...kick her in the eye" by accident. oops. Edited by Gigi (09/19/07 09:22 AM) _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#275979 - 09/19/07 08:37 AM Re: Talk like a Pirate Day is Gay
Sister Fister AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/18/06 Posts: 549 Loc: Pittsburgh Pa	gigi...if i am not mistaken for a pirate fuck...you fuck her in the ass....cum in her eye. and then kick her in the leg so she picks i up and says arrrr.... _________________________ "Alexis Bledel, aka Rory Gilmore. I wanna do her and Lauren Graham at the same time...but only if they stay in mother/daughter character...or else it's the rubber hose for the both of 'em." ~Vizzle
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#275980 - 09/19/07 09:23 AM Re: Talk like a Pirate Day is Gay
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: gigi...if i am not mistaken for a pirate fuck...you fuck her in the ass....cum in her eye. and then kick her in the leg so she picks i up and says arrrr.... you're right; i mistyped. changed it. my bad. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#275981 - 09/19/07 12:07 PM Re: Talk like a Pirate Day is Gay
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Got this from Evil Klown awhile back . . . . Attachments 264971-avast ye faggot.jpg (3 downloads)
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#275982 - 09/19/07 02:08 PM Re: Talk like a Pirate Day is Gay
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	I've been waiting for Hyde to post a picture of Ceara here using the expression "Avast Behind!" FWIW, I like Ceara's buttocks. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#275983 - 09/24/07 08:55 AM Re: Talk like a Pirate Day is Gay
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Pirates of the Caribbean sucks, the Pittsburgh Pirates suck, real pirates suck, parrots/peglegs/eye patches/the letter "R" all suck. I feel you bro. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#275984 - 09/24/07 03:46 PM Re: Talk like a Pirate Day is Gay
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Let's not forget raping and pillaging Brian Surewood Pirate of the pistoning peni Attachments 266118-pirate.jpg (2 downloads) _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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