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#275944 - 09/18/07 05:26 PM Meteor makes 600 people ill
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Scores ill in Peru 'meteor crash'

Some 600 people in Peru have required treatment after an object from space - said to be a meteorite - plummeted to Earth in a remote area, officials say.

They say the object left a deep crater after crashing down over the weekend near the town of Carancas in the Andes.

People who have visited scene have been complaining of headaches, vomiting and nausea after inhaling gases.

A team of scientists is on its way to the site to collect samples and verify whether it was indeed a meteorite.

'Afraid'

"It [the object] is buried in the earth," local resident Heber Mamani told the BBC.

"That is why we are asking for an analysis because we are worried for our people. They are afraid. A bull is dead and some other animals are already sick," he said.

The incident began on Saturday night, when people near Carancas in the Puno region, some 1,300km (800 miles) south of Lima, reported seeing a fireball in the sky coming towards them.

The object then hit the ground, leaving a 30m (98ft) wide and 6m (20ft) deep crater.

The crater spewed what officials described as fetid, noxious gases.

The gases are believed to have affected the health of about 600 people who visited the site.

Most of the victims have been complaining of headaches, vomiting and nausea.

Honorio Campoblanco, one of Peru's leading geologists, called on the authorities to stop people going near the crash site.

But he discarded the possibility that the symptoms would have been caused by any form of radiation.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/americas/7001897.stm

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#275945 - 09/18/07 05:41 PM Re: Meteor makes 600 people ill
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is brandon irons calling himself a meteor now?
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#275946 - 09/18/07 06:43 PM Re: Meteor makes 600 people ill
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Registered: 07/14/06
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Ain't that one of the primary ways that the Zombie/Walking Dead are created? I'm getting my gun and waiting for this puppy to be over!

For those caught up in the mayhem already, here are some ways to survive a Zombie attack!

1) Stick with the black dude, he is genetically designed to fight zombies, stay away from hillbillies and corporate executives.

2) Farmhouses with cornfields and giant malls are your best bet of survival.

3) NEVER make fun of the dead or keep one as a pet!

4) If you're bitten IT WONT GET BETTER, do everyone a favor and off yourself.

5) If your girlfriend gets bitten, nail her while you can, she is gonna get REAL ugly and smelly REAL quick, unless you dig that kinda thing, then boy are you in for a treat!

6) Keep an uplifted spirited and make fun of the situation, statistics have shown, the funnier you are in a zombie attack the better your chance of survival.

7) Don't trust the military, we are all just zombies to them anyway.

8) The freakier the zombie looks the more dangerous they are, only hang out with good looking people, they have less chance of becoming zombies.

9)That truck just sitting out there waiting for you IS not a good move, IT HAS NO GAS!!!!

10) If all else fails and you are the last human alive, just act like a zombie and you will be fine, HELL I do it everyday at work!

and lastly, Make sure it really is a zombie attack, you may just be on the set of a JM Bukkake shoot!
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#275947 - 09/18/07 07:49 PM Re: Meteor makes 600 people ill
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Quote:

1) Stick with the black dude, he is genetically designed to fight zombies, stay away from hillbillies and corporate executives.[/image]



Wrong. The black guy IS always the first to die.
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#275948 - 09/18/07 07:52 PM Re: Meteor makes 600 people ill
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ALIEN LIFE HAS LANDED ON EARTH

REPENT NOW

BURN YOUR PORN

FLUSH YOUR DRUGS

LOAD YOUR GUNS

BE READY FOR BATTLE

WE WILL PREVAIL




According to the film Beach Babes from Beyond, aliens are usually 3 blonde babes who prefer to do their close encounters on the beach wearing only bikinis, so there really is nothing to worry about. This illness going around could just as well be herpes.
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#275949 - 09/18/07 07:56 PM Re: Meteor makes 600 people ill
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Quote:

Quote:

1) Stick with the black dude, he is genetically designed to fight zombies, stay away from hillbillies and corporate executives.[/image]



Wrong. The black guy IS always the first to die.




You're way off here dude, the black dude is ALWAYS the last to survive!
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#275950 - 09/18/07 07:58 PM Re: Meteor makes 600 people ill
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I have seen enough zombie movies to know thats not true.
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#275951 - 09/18/07 08:29 PM Re: Meteor makes 600 people ill
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I have seen enough zombie movies to know thats not true.




Night of the living dead = one of the last dudes alive Black.
Dawn of the dead = last dude alive Black.
Remake of Dawn of the dead = Vin Rhaymes and his shotty!

Hmm I know there is more...

Name one zombie movie where the back dude gets it first?


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#275952 - 09/18/07 09:04 PM Re: Meteor makes 600 people ill
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Quote:

Quote:

I have seen enough zombie movies to know thats not true.




Night of the living dead = one of the last dudes alive Black.
Dawn of the dead = last dude alive Black.
Remake of Dawn of the dead = Vin Rhaymes and his shotty!

Hmm I know there is more...

Name one zombie movie where the back dude gets it first?



OK, tritone, you win.
BTW, does 28 Days Later count as a zombie film? Last survivor was a black chick.
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#275953 - 09/18/07 09:06 PM Re: Meteor makes 600 people ill
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Registered: 07/14/06
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I have seen enough zombie movies to know thats not true.




Night of the living dead = one of the last dudes alive Black.
Dawn of the dead = last dude alive Black.
Remake of Dawn of the dead = Vin Rhaymes and his shotty!

Hmm I know there is more...

Name one zombie movie where the back dude gets it first?



OK, tritone, you win.
BTW, does 28 Days Later count as a zombie film? Last survivor was a black chick.




LOL, oh thats right she was, I didn't like 28days that much.
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#275954 - 09/20/07 04:59 AM Re: Meteor makes 600 people ill
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Registered: 12/18/06
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Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
You guys have all missed the boat on this one. Imagine for a moment if the zombies attack spreads to Brazil Think about all the Zombie Trannies that will be coming out of there. It will be a fucking blood bath with dicks and tits...i for one would go over just to shoot those mother fuckers, but the problem is every zombie would probably have AIDS
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