Go get some coffee, Conk, I'll take this one.

I don't go to film festivals much. Much less porn film festivals, but as usual, the C-list of the porn world turned out to have themselves humiliated by L-ke F-rd's poor photography skills.

Page Morgan and Daniel DeArmond

I'll leave it to you to figure out which one of these beasts is female. And which one of them became famous for 2:07 minutes by getting high on meth and talking shit about various whores to that douchebag Blaise Christie. Her skin is so white, they could get drunk on Thunderbird, drive on over to Sardos and break out into a rousing version of "Ebony & Ivory."

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Hey, look! It's Sunny Lane & Brian Poeshn

Actually that's Kevin Blatt, getting pretty whore-femme by flipping off the camera. That must be some nice velour he has on...either that or Sunny Lane needs to spray some Magic Sizing spray starch into her hair to keep it from being an attention whore of its own. As to the open whore-mouth...tongue out...you know the drill.

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Belladonna's brother & Bat"man"

Guys, Merton Hanks has been retired from the NFL for a while now, you can stop trying to imitate the "chicken neck" dance he did after every interception. And hey Jason, is that what you call dressing up for an event? Did your sister have to borrow your one remaining razor to shave the shingles off her ass?

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"Nick" and "Angel"

Oh, snap! A little emo always makes for a useless porn outing. I'm pretty sure she's a read redhead, but an emodude with red roots on his black dyejob? I though you emofags were positively metrosexual when trying to keep up your image. I guess it just goes to show: one too many raves high on meth can really impair your judgement. You look like you just got raped by Winky Tinky.

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Madison Scott

I don't know about her getting raped on the PistolWhip Wang set, but someone sure raped her with a case of the Herp...has she ever shot with Brandon Irons?

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Tori Black, Tea Real

She's moderately strokeworthy. I don't know about the dude, I'd have to ask Jack Lawrence about that sort of thing. And to answer the question around here as to the tallness or shortness of most stuntdick...BTW, what's he feeling around for, a baby?

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Another porn event on the books, another porn event I happily missed.

http://lukeisback.com/bloglukeisback/?p=1245

Tori Black is cute, no anal listed though.

Just imagine how bad Sunny Lane's outfits would be if the COD was equipped with autofocus.

Tori is cute-- I met her there and I'm going to have her come in for polaroids. I have to admit I was fearful of another meeting with the Camera of Death, especially since it had been so long since I'd been subject to it's wrath. And of course it took some god-awful photos of me, and I no longer have the leverage with Luke to get him to delete the bad ones. There's one shot in particular where I look like Katie Couric. Now if that doesn't make you feel old, nothing will.

Hope that was a helluva good cup of coffee Conky.

My only argument with your ratings is the two pukes for Madison Scott. Visible herpes sores call for a minimum of 4 pukes -- sorta like federal sentencing guidelines.

I only have a few pictures to contribute, and thankfully I don't think I look like Katie Couric in either of them.

This is me at home, about to leave to do the Femmeworks panel:


I also took them with two of my favorite guys in the biz:


I can't book Manuel because a) he's way too busy for me, and b)I would forget to focus on the girl


Who doesn't like Tommy Gunn? He's just the nicest man alive. Oh, and yes, that is a Perrier with lemon. Photo courtesy of Renard Garr

The girl on the left looks like an Asian Version of Gen Padova, except (oddly) taller and minus some beak...

9 bucks to anyone that can tell whatever happened to Gen and why she left XPT???

Good lord, Tommy looks like a struck match! George Hamilton anyone??

Someone convince me that Tommy is NOT trying to fuse the styles and looks of both HEAT MISER and DON KING ....???


Holly is per usual .... Holly, do you remember this referenced Christmas Classic, "It was a year without a Santa Claus?"



I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
He's too much!
Thank you!
I never want to see a day
That's under sixty degrees
I'd rather have it eighty,
Ninety, one hundred degrees!
(spoken)
Oh, some like it hot, but I like it
REALLY hot! Hee hee!
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun

no nudes but some googled MM spots:

http://mariamenendez.blogspot.com/

http://modelmayhem.com/pics.php?id=360682