Har..indeed!

A termite walked into the bar and said, "Is the bar(tender) here?"

A duck walked into a bar, ordered a beer and said, "Put it on my bill."

When asked if he had made his bed, the boy said, "No, you bought it for me."

What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood.

What were Mama Cass' last words? Aaacchhhrrrgghhh!

A guy walked into the bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He said, "I'll have a beer...and one for the road."