No dude, every place that sells porn writes THIS IS PORN! ADDRESSEE IS A SICK PERVERT! in huge red letters everywhere across the package.

You credit card company is called and given your perverted viewing history so that it can be used against you on your credit report when you attempt future credit purchases, like cars and houses. You will never be able to get a loan again.

In fact, I knew a guy that once ordered porn in Louisiana and was last seen being dragged by his cock into the swamp.

Beware, you sick perverted fuck.