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SAN FRANCISCO - A division of Dole Food Co. issued an international recall of bagged salad Monday after a sample taken from a store in Canada tested positive for E. coli, the company said.

There have been no reports of illness, company officials said.

The voluntary recall affects all packages of Dole's Hearts Delight salad mix sold in the United States and Canada with a "best if used by" date of September 19, 2007, and a production code of "A24924A" or "A24924B," Dole said.

The product was sold in Ontario, Quebec and the Maritime Provinces in Canada and in Illinois, Indiana, Maine, Michigan, Mississippi, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee and neighboring U.S. states starting the weekend before last, said Marty Ordman, a Dole spokesman.

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Remember Chub Chub...lettuce...Quebec...and you can get back to your traditional excuse, on the off chance someone wants you to be in their booth. I bet e.coli is a great way to lose weight, too!

Recall Taryn during her "e.coli outbreak"

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Montreal Johns can do better.

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For those anal enthusiasts too lazy to clicky SG's post ...

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In Quebec, Greek must translate to, "If you want more than companionship, and would like to fuck my rancid 19 year old cunt, leave an extra $300 on the nightstand next to the bed."

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'Greek' means they do anal.

It comes from the old saying:

Q: 'How did they separate the men from the boys in Ancient Greece?'

A: 'With a crowbar!'

Buggery was extremely commonplace back in those days...indeed, soldiers were encouraged to bugger each other because their superiors believed it would enhance the closeness and comradeship of the armies. Some scamps would suggest that this practice is still alive and well in the modern Navy, particularly on submarines.

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I'm sure JackS KNOWS what "greek" means. He was just using it to cast derision upon these willing Canadians.

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