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#275361 - 09/16/07 05:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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This is how much I rule...heh, heh. He lives here in la and I know where he works. I have dibs on getting his pic or interview.
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#275362 - 09/16/07 05:23 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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you've gotta see the follow-up to chris connor's "leave britney alone!"-- it's seth green (robot chicken, family guy) doing "leave chris connor alone!" too funny; i'll try to find the link.
edited cause i guess i got his name wrong... 
Edited by Gigi (09/16/07 05:40 AM)
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#275364 - 09/16/07 05:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Monday, FINALLY, I have a day off. I need him. BRING ME THE HEAD OF CHRIS CONNOR! I'm obsessed! If I have to lure him here with cheetos and a lock of Britney's weave, so help me...
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#275365 - 09/16/07 05:43 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Yes. Approach him as someone who understands him; as a sympathetic soul who will listen. Befriend him then betray him for the sake of the greater good.
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#275367 - 09/16/07 10:26 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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Dunno who Chris Connor is. I'm referring to the whiny blonde dude on youtube who was crying about Britney Spears. The guy in Willie's pic looks like he could be good for a larf, too.
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#275369 - 09/16/07 11:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Dunno who Chris Connor is. I'm referring to the whiny blonde dude on youtube who was crying about Britney Spears. The guy in Willie's pic looks like he could be good for a larf, too.
Chris Connor aka Sportswami. 
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#275371 - 09/18/07 02:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Went to his work, armed with my camera. They said he wasn't there and hasn't been for the past two days.
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#275373 - 09/18/07 08:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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He's probably in meetings with the dramatic rodent's agent.
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#275375 - 09/19/07 02:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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He needs to lose some weight.
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#275376 - 09/19/07 02:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Last night, I show up AGAIN and the 'bartender' tells me Chris doesn't work there. Mind you, this is the same guy who told me Monday that Chris hasn't shown up for work the past 2 days. Now I don't know if Chris never worked there or just doesn't work there anymore. So, I walked down the street and had a drink at a gay bar called The Motherload and considered bitching out the guy in my ballet barre class for the bunk Britloonie lead. 
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#275378 - 09/20/07 03:38 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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Gia thanks for the extracurricular footwork. I'm sure you'll get to him sooner or later. I offer a prize of a shiny new nickel to anyone who can get this butt burgler out here on XPT. Where he belongs.
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#275379 - 09/20/07 07:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Try using tickets to a Kathy Griffin show for bait.
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#275380 - 09/20/07 09:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Gia thanks for the extracurricular footwork. I'm sure you'll get to him sooner or later. I offer a prize of a shiny new nickel to anyone who can get this butt burgler out here on XPT. Where he belongs.
Not likely for a while. The dude's gone mainstream.
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#275383 - 09/20/07 11:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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those cavemen are such faggotpussies. i bet real cave men would have caveraped them.
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#275384 - 09/20/07 11:30 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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The dude's gone mainstream.
ugh. it's shit like this that makes understand the reasoning behind people that go on mass murdering sprees.
This reminds me of those stupid fucking Geico cavemen...who also have a show coming out soon. Unbelievable, I can't comprehend what kind of people watch this garbage.
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#275385 - 09/20/07 11:37 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Seriously man, between gimmick shows like this, and old movies being re-made over and over again, I'm really starting to think that Hollywood's dead. I was walking past the computer last night, and thevodgirl had some site on the screen with all of the new fall shows listed, when I saw the caveman, I thought for sure it was an ad. Apparently it's a half-hour long ad. Weak. 
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#275390 - 09/20/07 04:30 PM
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Because Windsock would never suck some proudcer's dick for a contract. This li'l fag clearly has. Ought to be beaten with a rock.
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#275395 - 09/22/07 01:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Willie, it's always more permanent if you drop your aim a little and go for the top vertebrae instead.
Just sayin'.
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#275397 - 09/22/07 07:24 PM
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