If you've worked in an office, chances are you've seen one of these posters. I always hated Successories posters. It's like some corporate jackoff didn't spend enought time spewing the HR lingo at me during the last company pep talk; he/she had to leave these disgusting things up on the wall, so when I finish my work three hours early I can stare at them and think up creative ways to blind myself.
If you got into porn right out of high school, you probably haven't seen them, because they tout many of the traits that porn and porn businesspeople just don't get: honesty, customer service, integrity, not using Whiffle Ball bats to collect money (Manning, you're a
poosey). "Successories" is a portmanteau of
success and
accessories. Don't know what a
portmanteau is, look it the fuck up, you obviously have internet service.
I certainly don't want to deprive you porn people of the Successories experience, so I came up with a few you can enlarge, frame and hang on the walls of your employees' cubicles. Trust me, they'll be motivated.
Here's "Boundaries"
I should print it out, frame it and take it to work. 
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