I buy rape offsets. I'm trying to lead a "rape neutral" lifestyle. It's a pretty sweet deal actually. I get to rape then all I have to do is intern at my local planned parenthood, but usually I just give some money. I even have some extra rape credits I'm willing to sell if anyone is interested.








<rape is nothing to joke about and I feel terribly that I just posted that. I plan on drinking tonight till I forget my shoe size and feel better about myself.>