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she never was, but here is to hoping your offspring finds that path 100 fold and ends up in a dumpster face first. On that day, when it happens, and you get the call from the cops, think of some asshole in studio city who wished it upon you and prayed to god everyday that it would happen because you thought you were being clever on a message board and wanted to talk shit.

please on that day, give me a call and i'll toast to the end of your lineage. call it evolution.

xoxo
I, Monstar

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Maybe it is mere annoyance, maybe it is a sub-conscious guilt complex about what happened to the Native Americans in History, maybe it is a haughty disdain for his "line of work", or maybe it is simple jealousy over Monstar's popularity with porn chicks and the fact that even Holly finds him cuter and more compelling than moi....I often come off as being resentful of Alexander's station in life.....and then he lets loose with a fucking awesome, kick-ass, REAL post, from the REAL man, that leaves me ashamed for harboring such original negative feelings about "the noble warrior-within-a-modern-day-techno-pimp's-wardrobe" .....


[Will Smith in BAD BOYS after Martin drive's Will's Super Car past the bad guy in a game of chicken with Cement Jersey Barriers on a Airstrip] "NOW THAT's WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT! FROM NOW ON, WHEN YOU TALK SMACK and BEATDOWNS, YOU TALK LIKE THAT!" [/Will Smith in BAD BOYS after Martin drive's Will's Super Car past the bad guy in a game of chicken with Cement Jersey Barriers on a Airstrip]

Are your keypads bloody after that cyber-scalping Alex?