she never was, but here is to hoping your offspring finds that path 100 fold and ends up in a dumpster face first. On that day, when it happens, and you get the call from the cops, think of some asshole in studio city who wished it upon you and prayed to god everyday that it would happen because you thought you were being clever on a message board and wanted to talk shit.

please on that day, give me a call and i'll toast to the end of your lineage. call it evolution.

xoxo
I, Monstar