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#275094 - 09/15/07 12:36 AM One Last Chance For Warp Speed
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Change your Avatar or Die

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#275095 - 09/15/07 12:38 AM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
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Registered: 01/27/06
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Loc: Jaundice Town
hey Ryan hows it going?
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#275096 - 09/15/07 12:39 AM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
Anonymous
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Big talk from a stunt cock with wood problems. Doesn't Viagra work on you?

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#275097 - 09/15/07 12:41 AM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Yes

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#275098 - 09/15/07 12:43 AM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
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Yes




Then there's only one reason why you can't get it up around a naked woman.

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#275099 - 09/15/07 12:45 AM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
RyanKnox Offline
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Because you posted a purple lamelin?

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#275100 - 09/15/07 12:47 AM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
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Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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Change your Avatar or Die




I have known for along time that seeing female genitalia is not something that appeals to Ryan Knox. However, I never thought that it would go this far. To threaten another human being with violence in order to avoid the sheer sight of female genitalia is indeed over the top, in my honest opinion. Please try to restrain yourself.

As the avatar itself is concerned, I still hold the same view that I have always held. The avatar is here to stay unless the moderators ask me to change it. In that case I will obviously have no choice but to comply. However, a threat from Ryan Knox does not matter one way or the other.
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#275101 - 09/15/07 12:48 AM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
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comeon now ...isnt there something we can do that is BETTER than the standard. Isn't this a great opportunity to get to know one another! Bickering is for pensioners! Isn't it time to live?


brainiac=draaag
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#275102 - 09/15/07 12:49 AM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
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#275103 - 09/15/07 01:24 AM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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#275104 - 09/15/07 01:31 AM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
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Greg (Ryan), honey. Is it supposed to be this soft?




Hmmm... I didn't know the "Hitler Youth" let Tweakers consecrate the "Bond of Obedience."

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#275105 - 09/15/07 10:53 AM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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Damn Warp, you just got spanked by an older man with his whole life behind him!

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#275106 - 09/15/07 11:01 AM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
Anonymous
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The Dean and were referring to you, Shit For Brains. And neither of us are quite so old as to be unable to kick you pathetic, tweak taking, broccoli picking, piss absorbing ass.

Don't you have an unemployment line to wait on?

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#275107 - 09/15/07 12:19 PM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
RyanKnox Offline
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Please insert missing nouns and letters.

I don't think you're smart enough to kick my ass.

And you are old.

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#275108 - 09/15/07 02:27 PM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
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And which letters would those be, Vanna?

A syphalitic chimp with Downs syndrome is smart enough to kick your ass, boy. You eke out a living getting pissed on by street hookers, remember?

And no matter how old I am, I'll outlive you by at least 25 years the rate you're going.

Speaking of which, isn't it time for you to head over to the airport? Plenty of politicians to blow for your meth money.

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#275109 - 09/15/07 03:06 PM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
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Registered: 07/17/07
Posts: 297
Ryan--bust a nut in Jim's ugly mug.
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#275110 - 09/15/07 03:12 PM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
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Queerboy, don't encourage those most in need of euthanasia. That's just cruel.

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#275111 - 09/15/07 03:14 PM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
Postmortem Offline
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Registered: 07/17/07
Posts: 297
Bring it on, RD. Bring it on...
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#275112 - 09/15/07 03:25 PM Queerboi swings and misses
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Is that all you've got. You're as boring as Knox, and about as brain dead. Certainly just as lame. Call me if you come up with something original. Later, fagboi.

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#275113 - 09/15/07 03:47 PM Re: Queerboi swings and misses
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Registered: 07/17/07
Posts: 297
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Is that all you've got. You're as boring as Knox, and about as brain dead. Certainly just as lame. Call me if you come up with something original. Later, fagboi.




We've only just begun, my love.
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Self-deception facilitates harm to others and to oneself, undermines autonomy, corrupts conscience, violates authenticity, and manifests a vicious lack of courage and self-control that undermines the capacity for compassionate action.

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#275114 - 09/15/07 05:15 PM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Plenty of politicians to blow for your meth money.




You'd really do that for me?

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#275115 - 09/15/07 05:24 PM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
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Sure. I'll book you on a flight to Washington right now. Shouldn't cost your Grandma that much. When you get there, Tell them you're with the Broccoli lobby and you want to see the Chairman of the Agriculture Committee.

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#275116 - 09/15/07 05:30 PM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
RyanKnox Offline
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Posts: 1802
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Shouldn't cost your Grandma that much




She could use a Bingo partner at the Moose lodge if you're membership hasn't expired.

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#275117 - 09/15/07 05:44 PM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
Anonymous
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Naaahhh... She Cheats. How do you think she can afford to support your lazy, no wood ass.

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#275118 - 09/15/07 05:50 PM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I pimp her out at your retirement home.

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#275119 - 09/15/07 06:37 PM Re: One Last Chance For Warp Speed
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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I pimp her out at your retirement home.




Speaking of which, how many elderly women did you fuck this week?

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I do remember having to do two scenes that day, both with somewhat attractive women over 50. Not exsactly ideal humping conditions.




Keep living the dream Mr. Knox.
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