And which letters would those be, Vanna?

A syphalitic chimp with Downs syndrome is smart enough to kick your ass, boy. You eke out a living getting pissed on by street hookers, remember?

And no matter how old I am, I'll outlive you by at least 25 years the rate you're going.

Speaking of which, isn't it time for you to head over to the airport? Plenty of politicians to blow for your meth money.