By the accounts of some, Kevin Blatt is generally a "nice guy" who tries way too hard to play the porn game. In the past, this has included claims of countless past jobs, playing a tangential part in the Paris Hilton sex video (BTW, thanks a fucking lot for that, asshat), and being the "star" of a horribly-selling documentary. I didn't know documentaries had "stars," but rather subjects. Whatever.

So it doesn't seem like much of a stretch that Kevin has been trying his hand at music lately. I've heard that Kevin has been phoning various women in the porn business inviting them on dates to Velvet Revolver concerts. Being the douchebags they are, apparently the band had trouble getting the groupies to show up, and ol' superpimp KB is intervening on their behalf.

Unfortunately for Kevin, those I heard from declined his advances, at which point Kevin reverted back to his, "Oh, well, I'll just find some other girls" line; the classic male comback after being rejected. I guess that hooker/whore Lela Star already dumped him.

Welcome back to the Shit List, Kevin. If you're really the decent guy someone said you were, quit being such a douchebag. Maybe join the Peace Corps and get some perspective.

The funny thing is he fucked Mary Carey...then acted like he found GOD after his sin.

I stared at that pussy six inches from my face *countless* times and I *never* fucked her.

Is that something to be proud of? Having more moral fiber than Kevin Blatt?

Moral fiber nothin', that's just plain ol' horse sense.

Gene Ross says that Blatt weaseled his way into getting a show on KSEX, beginning this coming week which will air Thursdays 10 pm to midnight.

Why the fuck not? He still has to be better than Wankus.

Interesting, on Wednesday I talked to Kevin over a 2am Denny's breakfast after one of his Velvet Revolver shows and his story is that he was approached by KSEX and turned them down.

Michael

Stevie, you're not the first person to refuse to fuck Mary. That's a pretty large fucking club right there dude.

I dont know who Kevin Blatt is but Velvet Revolver sucks.