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Word. 21 was by far my best birthday ever. Although thats not saying much from a girl raised a Jehovah Witness almost half of her life. Everything a 21st birthday should be and more. Except I didnt puke.

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Several final thoughts for me, and it appropriate they materialize in this last, great example of a potentially great thread run amok.

1) As I alluded before, this thread HAS nothing to do with genuine concern or confusion over BornYO's missing page...we all knew what happened to it, I just seized upon the typical Mysplooge paranoia/cluelessness and launched into uncharted waters, seeing if yet another unsinkable vessel could in fact, be sunk.


2) Ceara, the reason you cant puke when you drink so much MAY have something to do with whether or not you are also smoking POT during the binge. Pot is an awesome substance for preventing the pukes...NOT foolproof, but still...this is da burglar writing, I am here to HELP.

3) I thought you were Amish Quaker, I forgot about your JW background....you know what is awesome though? I remember reading one of those mags you guys put on people's doorsteps and flower pots and in their doggie bowls...it talked ALL about the subject I brought up with Luke about Jewish Mythology, and how the Angels who became Demons sinned by simply coming down to earth, materializing perfect gorgeous, incredibly handsome irresistible bodies with huge dicks, in order to seduce and fuck as many HUMAN females as possible, whom they lusted after! Your JW mag actually talked about it in Genesis Chapter 6...I find this the most fascinating and bonerific topic in the Bible. That Angels, who had the run of the universe and probably played volleyball with Venus and cooked poptarts inside the SUN, would throw it all away for a few measly moments of being able to fuck a female, and knowing what it feels like to have a materialized penis inside a vagina, knowing what it is like to splooge inside a young, doe-eyed barely legal girl's mouth...they wanted THAT more than anything. It really shoots holes in Nicholas Cage's sappy role in City of Angels, huh?

4) I tried, I really tried, to shift focus onto a TRULY erotic, healthy fantasy vein...that of watching females indulge in PORN the way men do, and wondering what goes through their minds. I even PUT Holly in the forefront of this fantasy/scenario, but it works with ANY hot female; for me it is EASY to imagine Gia Jordan getting herself off watching her own porn...I truly believe it works without being sickeningly graphic or degrading, and that it "Gets inside the mind, where, afterall, sex really takes place..."

However, I fear Holly may have missed the point and has run screaming into the arms of Monstar and now thinks of me as a Lecher with four wheels to spin...

I quit.